someday i think someday i will be sitting at a big supper table with the people that have left this earth over the years and it's gonna be like this....
me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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someday i think someday i will be sitting at a big supper table with the people that have left this earth over the years and it's gonna be like this....
me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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me, i'll be there.
johnny cash. i'm gonna wrestle that guy. rest in peace, johnny. i love you.
crispin glover. i'm gonna make him reenact certain movie scenes that make me laugh everyday.
warren daerda,...
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GODDAMNIT I'VE TOLD YOU 50,000 TIMES THAT YOUR MUSTACHE IS FUCKING GROSS AND I WILL DROWN YOU IN 10,000 LAKES FOR IT AND DRAG YOUR CORPSE ALL THE WAY TO MUSTACHE LAND, FUCK IT, AND THEN CARVE YOUR GROSS ASS UP.
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isetfires:
drink some brake fluid, then shave your knees ya fuckin jackpipe.
grey:
mustaches are gross. now a MOUStache, on the other hand, that's another story.
i woke up this morning to my landlord on the phone and i figured it was cos i hadn't paid rent yet, but no.
he told me that november first they're tearing it down, to make way for their new parking lot.
guess its cos the place is seriously under code, and they can't afford to fix it up. they've let me live here 6-7...
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he told me that november first they're tearing it down, to make way for their new parking lot.
guess its cos the place is seriously under code, and they can't afford to fix it up. they've let me live here 6-7...
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dumpling:
Because I'm really much younger than you - I don't know how to make out, and I think I might be kind of shy. So maybe I could practice making out with your dog. You can watch.
thecowboy:
...there are shitloads of places to rent in mpls right now...me?...im tired of this zone and am outta here in two months...mpls has too many purdy gals...
i'm kinda angry since my break up even though i was the dumper. people ache to be dead in my eyes and girls ache to be ... but when you get freshly single, you're extra special picky and also, you find it almost too much work to actually go up to someone and be like, "hey, i forgot how to flirt but do you wanna...
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invisigirl:
neko case: http://www.billions.com/artists/nekoc/
kind of like a cross between patsy cline and kristen hersh.
i used to have barton fink on my film list. you're the only other person i've seen with it on your list....
i agree with your take on being freshly single. how DO you begin to flirt or even just talk to people? why did you break up?
kind of like a cross between patsy cline and kristen hersh.
i used to have barton fink on my film list. you're the only other person i've seen with it on your list....
i agree with your take on being freshly single. how DO you begin to flirt or even just talk to people? why did you break up?
grey:
you shut up.
i think "hey i forgot how to flirt, but do you want to fuck?" is underrated.
i think "hey i forgot how to flirt, but do you want to fuck?" is underrated.
sometimes i wish i could just leave a small pile of doo doo right here insead of words. but doo doo rigged up so when you look it ancient chinese secret overthruster yoyodyne propulsions right into your buckaroo, bonZai!!!
laugh while you can,
Monkeyboy!
laugh while you can,
Monkeyboy!
honkeykong:
-good call, brautigan
Just because you have cool boombox doesn't mean you're cool boombox guy.
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honkeykong:
-my name is KRS one, i'm still kinda young, i don't wear adidas cause my name ain't Run.
thecowboy:
...dude...you got me....eat my poop now...
Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known....
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
'Cause I've made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time,
Here I go again.
Going down the only road I've ever known....
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
'Cause I've made up my mind,
I aint wasting no more time,
Here I go again.
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nic:
Funnily enough I already have a contraption that slaps my bum a large number of times every time I say something dumb.
Its called my boyfriend.
Its called my boyfriend.
miss_piss:
missing
this is the part of the movie where i have a bunch of cheap sex and weild my rambo knife around severing all stupid go-nowhere-connections and talk really big and hopefully don't end up drinking again. but if i do, fuck it, i quit everything at some point.
i feel really good.
alone.
not living a lie can be so fucking good for you....
i feel really good.
alone.
not living a lie can be so fucking good for you....
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lily:
I always edit my spelling, don't overestimate yourself .
I am a god here
and you pay me for this shit. that four dollars a month contributes to my paycheck.
YOU.....................are just the trick
and i'm turning you baby.
I am a god here
and you pay me for this shit. that four dollars a month contributes to my paycheck.
YOU.....................are just the trick
and i'm turning you baby.
lily:
Haha
"I've heard you before"
Minneap baby
Lily violently fucking your shit up
"I've heard you before"
Minneap baby
Lily violently fucking your shit up
change comes from within, but real change is about to happen. the inevitable has arrived....
*clears spot at table.
*clears spot at table.
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tarbaby:
that is really sweet. how are you feeling? i think it is something in the air-i've been so far down in the gutter lately it's amazing. but we go on, right?
lily:
Are you getting married you fuckin sellout?
journal entry.
intro.
body of work.
premise watered down forshadowing and proprietary gains. losses. debate, obstacles.
turning point.
points at the sky.
conclusion.
puts clothes back on,
unleashes monkey.
intro.
body of work.
premise watered down forshadowing and proprietary gains. losses. debate, obstacles.
turning point.
points at the sky.
conclusion.
puts clothes back on,
unleashes monkey.
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missprint:
You think thats cute? You know whats really cute? I was supposed to meet a group of area SG members at a local bar. I didnt recognize anyone and I felt like everyone in the place turned and looked at me when I came in, so I left and walked all the way home. A bunch of thick-necked assholes in an SUV yelled dirty things about my ass as they drove by. That my friend is why I am chicken shit, and why I have nothing to do but write you a very long message on a Friday night. I dont even have any toast to drop.
-K
-K
oldschool:
Satan makes good tacos.
who the are you talking about weirdo
[Edited on Sep 13, 2003]