toiletooth

you're going through that ragged tail chase
and the clocks are so loud you cannot sleep
and your blankets cut off just round the feets
and they mean what they say but don't say what they mean.
and they is mean.
and you show them where they live
and the mockeries of the chosen ones as lawn decor
don't eat your brownie and try to...
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I just got back from the doctor, and he said i don't have a heart murmur after all.
for three months, i've worried about it and worried about it and worried about it.
some bitch emergency room doctor told me i did have a heart murmur and a hole in my heart.
this doctor was old and a heart doctor and he said my heart...
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The New Outkast.

I've never got so many comments on a journal entry since the chubby ninja story. So, here goes, 12 short chapters of The Chubby Ninja's Lonely Crusade. There will be one a day for the next two weeks, minus two days. You will all hate it.
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but not now. now is to believe in the ewe ov now.
we all have the choice to...
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......and he approaches, over the hill, on a horse pierced with a thousand arrows, a horse that continually perpetuates itself upon our tattered country. but its not really a horse. its a ninja, and they're not really arrows, they're pins. its a chubby ninja with a tomato outfit on, and he's stuck with a bunch of pins. wait, they're not pins, they're tin foil rolled...
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once in a while i update just to say that
i still believe in Gnomes.

i haven't been myself, i haven't been anything but work. worked 43 hours in 4 days, or more? but 4 days. there's nothing to see here, move along. no tales to tell but work ones and the pursuit of booty is nill, with what time? tomorrow i go out with some old friends but it'll be just that.... old.
and then who knows. all i...
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my neighbor came up to me this morning and said "hey, i saw you outside last night chasing someone with a bat..." but he doesn't speak english very well so it sounded funny and i just laughed and laughed and laughed and then dry heaved. no. i didn't laugh at all. but i did correct him. it was a lead pipe, neighbor.

i think i might just live alone afterall. i don't really like anyone enough to live with them right now. i don't want to compromise my living situation just to make sure my dog has someone always around. it would be different if i knew someone i actually wanted to live with, but i do not. i figure if it was a hot chick, it...
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I ate the Bible,
and now I'm God.


ps. okay poohki, i put up the whitey tighties pic....and some other ones for yous guys.

i dreamt a man found himself. it was glorious.
yet within finding himself froze the moment into ideolithic tragedy, suspended from all reason.
the man was a black man who had been a boxer for quite some time, and the shot started at head level a little above, as to see at a better vantage point, i would gather. although in a dream state, this...
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i wish i may
i wish i might
i'd dry hump fraggles
while doozers fight.
i wish i might
i wish i may
i'd go to virginia
and i'd get laid.
but wish i do
and get i don't
my pickled herring
my cyclone pops
he lifts his skinny
fists to sky
and says "big dude,"
"send big things by."

i'm going to bed.