Fuck as Drunk and gonna go make some fucking art! 
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I declare a Jihad on your ass!!! 
"Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved..."
--Alkaline Trio
Stout? Ale? Belgian??? I's got s them alls! drunk TinyE is kickin back with tunes jammin ultra-sexy loud! Yep kids, this is what a uber cool dood types like drizzunk! You heard it direct from the goober...
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waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved..."
--Alkaline Trio
Stout? Ale? Belgian??? I's got s them alls! drunk TinyE is kickin back with tunes jammin ultra-sexy loud! Yep kids, this is what a uber cool dood types like drizzunk! You heard it direct from the goober...
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neodrunk:
you missed a goodin' night!!! 
can't beat the "death cash"...
can't beat the "death cash"...
Movie of the day: Maria Full of Grace = good movie
Whats the best play you've ever seen?
-------if you've never been to a play, maybe it's time to get out there and support your local theatre scene.
I went a watched a play last night at the Guthrie. Pretty good.
Why wouldn't everyone wanna go see live theatre? Damn, so much more then tv...
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Whats the best play you've ever seen?
-------if you've never been to a play, maybe it's time to get out there and support your local theatre scene.
I went a watched a play last night at the Guthrie. Pretty good.
Why wouldn't everyone wanna go see live theatre? Damn, so much more then tv...
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pinkokitty:
Maria, Full of Grace made me sad.
I saw a production of Lysistrata at the Guthrie Lab a few years ago that knocked my socks off..I've seen other live theatre, of course, but that one is a standout.
I had to go to the vet to have my cat's anal glands expressed. He was unable to secrete from them normally, and the enlarged glands were becoming painful for him. The vet stuck a finger in his arse and eased out the nastiest smelling fluid you've never wanted to experience.
I saw a production of Lysistrata at the Guthrie Lab a few years ago that knocked my socks off..I've seen other live theatre, of course, but that one is a standout.
I had to go to the vet to have my cat's anal glands expressed. He was unable to secrete from them normally, and the enlarged glands were becoming painful for him. The vet stuck a finger in his arse and eased out the nastiest smelling fluid you've never wanted to experience.
Stolen from the Runk!
Current place of residence: St. Paul
Living Arrangement: Home owner. Bro. lives with me.
Current Job: Lighting Designer
CD or tape in your car right now: Tape/David Lee Roth CD/New Chemical Brothers
CD or tape in your home stereo right now: Atmosphere
Last book you've read: 1984 reread
What was your first car: 1983 Nissan Pulsar "Turbo"
What is your current...
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Current place of residence: St. Paul
Living Arrangement: Home owner. Bro. lives with me.
Current Job: Lighting Designer
CD or tape in your car right now: Tape/David Lee Roth CD/New Chemical Brothers
CD or tape in your home stereo right now: Atmosphere
Last book you've read: 1984 reread
What was your first car: 1983 Nissan Pulsar "Turbo"
What is your current...
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Wild at Heart is a great fucking movie! David Lynch is pure fucking genius! I believe he is my voice in cinema right now. 90% of his films are brilliant! Blue Velvet/Mulholland Dr./Lost Highway/Eraserhead/Twin Peaks. He creates what I wanna see. Well, maybe 15 years ago, but still. Complete genius! I'm telling you, go rent his movies and convert!
Segway
Neko take a look at...
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Segway
Neko take a look at...
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neodrunk:
HEY-OH!!!! and guess what the dawner and i watched last night? oh yeah, that's right, a little fire walk with me!!! bliz-aow! dawn was not as familiar with his work as i am... she thought he was kind of weird. hmmm...
neodrunk:
we're like kindered spirits. on the same wave length and stuff.
yeah.
yeah.
"I got an idea: You should get a tattoo that says "Warning"
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning"
Just like my JV basketball coach said, "Get Some!"
That's all, just a warning, so the potential victim can take a left and save breath,
And avoid you, sober and upset in the morning"
Just like my JV basketball coach said, "Get Some!"
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anishka:
yup thats the one....!
anishka:
they actually chose a skit for me...is that weird? 
Same shit different day.
I watched The Woodsman last night and it ruled. Mos Def is a bright fucking star! Damn, that dude can ACT! Kyra Sedgwick is fucking hot!!! Got to see a couple of boob shots, and let me tell you! Forty is HOT! Nice quiet movie, and a little disturbing.
Whats next for your local SG super hero? Well, working on a...
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I watched The Woodsman last night and it ruled. Mos Def is a bright fucking star! Damn, that dude can ACT! Kyra Sedgwick is fucking hot!!! Got to see a couple of boob shots, and let me tell you! Forty is HOT! Nice quiet movie, and a little disturbing.
Whats next for your local SG super hero? Well, working on a...
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thecowboy:
kyra is married to kevin bacon! man, youre just hilarious. too bad i cant drink with you at the leaning tower more often. id kill for a summit in the clown lounge right now.
anishka:
Sometimes I just got to lay the smackdown on some family so I can show them whose boss!!!!! Can you smell what Anishka is coooookin? 
A current top 10:
1. The Godfather (or II)
2. Blue Velvet
3. Shindlers List
4. Better Off Dead
5. Big Lebowski
6. Platoon
7. Chinatown
8. Kill Bill (Both)
9. The Streetfighter
10. Fight Club
Considered: In the Heart of Darkness, Bullet, Revenge of the Nerds, Brazil, The Cook, the Thief...., Seven Beauties, Empire Strikes Back, Dead Man.
Many more but brain just dried...
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1. The Godfather (or II)
2. Blue Velvet
3. Shindlers List
4. Better Off Dead
5. Big Lebowski
6. Platoon
7. Chinatown
8. Kill Bill (Both)
9. The Streetfighter
10. Fight Club
Considered: In the Heart of Darkness, Bullet, Revenge of the Nerds, Brazil, The Cook, the Thief...., Seven Beauties, Empire Strikes Back, Dead Man.
Many more but brain just dried...
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blasfemme:
ooh ooh, baraka
i forgot baraka
i forgot baraka
prs2000:
top 5 is way too hard. and plus it changes by the hour - or even by the minute really. it's like in "High Fidelity" where John Cusak's character keeps making lists with slightly different titles. that is me with movies...
actually smitty's list is a great one. i don't disagree with any of those. but at this exact moment i would also add:
ghost world
trainspotting
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
office space
this is spinal tap
grosse pointe blank
harold and maude
zoolander
fargo
run lola run
backdraft
lord of the tings (all three)
star wars and empire strikes back. (ROTJ blows)
sliding doors
apocalypse now
the fifth element
ok so my list could be endless. but i will end it now.
and i must confess. i have this crazy thing with the movie armageddon. everything in my head knows this is a terrible movie, terrible script, terrible acting, and overall bad premise, but yet i find myself having to watch it whenever it's on... i need therapy
actually smitty's list is a great one. i don't disagree with any of those. but at this exact moment i would also add:
ghost world
trainspotting
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
office space
this is spinal tap
grosse pointe blank
harold and maude
zoolander
fargo
run lola run
backdraft
lord of the tings (all three)
star wars and empire strikes back. (ROTJ blows)
sliding doors
apocalypse now
the fifth element
ok so my list could be endless. but i will end it now.
and i must confess. i have this crazy thing with the movie armageddon. everything in my head knows this is a terrible movie, terrible script, terrible acting, and overall bad premise, but yet i find myself having to watch it whenever it's on... i need therapy
I have a week off. Sorta. This business runs in SPURTS! [30 ft. spurts?]
SGTC'ers are cool.
I need to make a run to Costco Monday. TP & Water needed
SGTC'ers are cool.
I need to make a run to Costco Monday. TP & Water needed
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suicidesmitty:
stay away from the new charmin blown fiberglass TP. Fucks you up.
ryan:
what am i gonna do with out any??? leave myself messy?
what am i gonna do with out any??? leave myself messy?Have no fear, TinyE has nothing really to say. So here you go......
I really don't wanna go outside today. I fear it's really fucking cold out. Too cold for my soft delicate skin. I'm heading over to the Chang Mai Tai thing in Minneapolis tonight. Should prove to be fun.
By not going out today, I've put off a few important things. like dropping...
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I really don't wanna go outside today. I fear it's really fucking cold out. Too cold for my soft delicate skin. I'm heading over to the Chang Mai Tai thing in Minneapolis tonight. Should prove to be fun.
By not going out today, I've put off a few important things. like dropping...
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xanderphreak:
only had one bloddy mary today amd that was hours before the post so I would say no not yet
billybillybilly:
oh tiny... thank you for coming out last night. you're a fun guy, and i don't even have to be drunk to tell you that.
Pizza is on its way!
update:
Yep. He is gone and so is the friggin Pizza!!!
update:
Yep. He is gone and so is the friggin Pizza!!!
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runk:
Why don't you try to hit me, Napoleon?
anishka:
they are gone!!!!!!!!!!!
Smitty, that sounds like fingerpainting with dicks. Probably not pretty but would be interesting to watch in that trainwreck kind of way.