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tinyelvis

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Saturday Jan 22, 2005

Jan 22, 2005
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"Shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades,
waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved..."
--Alkaline Trio


Stout? Ale? Belgian??? I's got s them alls! drunk TinyE is kickin back with tunes jammin ultra-sexy loud! Yep kids, this is what a uber cool dood types like drizzunk! You heard it direct from the goober himself. The real deal holyfield. the ultra maga maxi super sweet brother... Keepin it on the tip wilst rockin in with the Neo style nutZ teabaggin/toboggan on your forehead! Rappin tappin ass slappin grappling Led zeppelin plantin shrapnalin making words up now.


Upon the thought of a simple man, i've come upon a conversation in the melon. Revised. I love art. Art loves me. Simplicity=art. Art has a headlock on me. I shoulda been a computer geek. a money Man. or something else. CASH makes a person happy. lets say I have a SHITLOAD of cash. I could buy all the shit i'd need, and still find time to do the artsy fartsy shit on the side. Maybe the Republicans got a point. Screw each other to get the fuck on! naaaw


Captain CAA`AA`AA``AAVEMAN!

I explained SuicideGirls to someone last night. Not the best at doing that while maintaining cool. ummmm its kinda a porn site with a community attached to it..... not real nude/porn but tasteful boobs. blog/journals for "friends" to diary in? Anybody else wanna give me a couple sentence description of SG????


TinyE is done shocked

oops
//.././/////......////./.././././

"My posse's full of women, computer nerds, and thugs
Much to my dismay, I'm none of the above.
Someday I'ma be the mack of the minute
And you were so damn good I'ma have to forget it"
--slug
neodrunk:
you missed a goodin' night!!! biggrin can't beat the "death cash"...

tonguemiao!!
Jan 23, 2005

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