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on friday my cunting boss tricked me into listening to fucken celine dion's titanic theme on repeat for 10 minutes at least. god damn him! i hope his soul burns in hell for eternity! that is the last time i do a favour for him.

i mean, celine dion on my wages?!? jesus!

im so glad ive quit.

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scotty_bane:
that must have been hell. i hope celine goes with him. i dont know how i missed your post in me journal, but i did. its the adhd i think. and you sound hard yourself shootin guns out of windows. and i hope you never hurt your her again
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jimmyjoe:
did you really quit ? when ? how ? will u go down to london ?

jimmyjoe kiss kiss
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yesterday james informed me that he went to the vodka bar in edinburgh that stocked 42 below and they have really run out of fejoa vodka. honestly. we drunk them out of ambrosia of the gods and now edinburgh has none.

and i had yet another fight with lois who questioned my lack of morals after i called her narrowminded. discussions with lois never become...
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theraccoon:
Have you read watership down? Philip Glass is awesome. Anything by the chronos quartet is awesome as well, so anything composed by philip glass and performed by the chronos quartet is undeniably the best.
alicat:
Oooooooooo, I hate when people aruge that way. Debate is good, it's healthy and playing devils advocate I think does most people a great service. I have many times changed a position after being forced to look from a point of view I'd not seen previously or simply by realizing how easy it was for someone to poke giant gaping wholes in my ideas or points of view and I am always grateful for it.

I got into it with my family (father, stepmother and grandparents) the other day about gay marriage. Not a one of them could explain to me why they felt how they felt just that it "isn't right".

Yikes. I think when peoples stand is that weak and when they want to tell you how they feel and then stop talking they might be frightened that you could change their mind, then things would be different. People don't like that. (see my journal)
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guess who spent all morning puking?

guess who spent 27 on one round of drinks.

guess who had a temper tantrum on the train because susan plays different rules when it comes to ginrummy and she refust to admit i won when i quit obviously did.

guess who made out with some village idiot on a dace floor of a naff club to a club...
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misterjesus:
Guess who checked himself out early cause they tried to force me to eat bacon this morning.

yup.


ME.

ps. I kept the bracelet in the end.

fuckers.

misterjesus:
I'll be sure to check it out!

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last night we went out to celebrate my uncle ma'akes birthday and i have resigned myself to that fact that table conversation with my family is never going to be what one could call 'high-brow'.

for exaple, we were naming the gender-unspecific snail that was in the salad we ordered, and lois said it should be named something transgender, so we settled on 'ashley'.

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alicat:
I think your grandma might be my new hero!
Say what you like, Do what you like, Think what you like and if they don't like it...fuck em.
jonnnnny:
hahahahhaha thats pretty darn funny!

... arnt snails ladyboys anyway? they have no gender as far as i can remember... or is this what you meant?


kiss kiss kiss
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the texan oil millionaire opera fanatic proposed to me by fax today.

since it is my first marriage proposal, i really cant judge it, but i am concerned that he spent quarter of a page talking about divorce, then went on to talk about going to hell, mentioned jethero tull, quoted kenny rodgers and used the phrase "infected donkeys cunt" before asking me to marry...
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castigate:
was that sarcasim?
castigate:
Why thank you fine lady.

You think I am funny now.

Wait till teh stalking really starts.
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ok, so chris is officially the coolest guy i know. he is buying ahouse in new york he says i can use whenever i want. he lives in such a different world to me. i cant afford shoes and he is buying his 3rd house. he is the same age as me and own 2 BMW's!?!

anyway, we hung out and he played guitar with...
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thejuanupsman:
damn, I wish I were that cool. Or cool at all... whatever
sigh or........ confused
castigate:
Did you buy the Volin from behind the football club in Hathersage. They have an execellent market there on a Sunday morning sepcialling in stringed instruments such as Violin, Viola's, Chello's and of course the almighty double bass.

Do not of course confuse the market with teh one held in Orpington at the old folks home - as this is a speciallist brass market. And there is some degree of rivally between the brass and string sections of society.
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tinyblob:
you could make a FORTUNE selling breasts on a stick.
thejuanupsman:
well i hope you are right. I cant imagine one seeming normal either but then I think that about lots of people and I am usually wrong. He looks happy anyway. heh, sometimes I think there is something wrong with me. I have some kind of beauty appraising deficiency or something. I never seem to find women that most men like attractive. She is so not my type.
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i brought a violin.

my parents had a huge fight about it. my dad said he would stop loving me if i got one. he said that there are 2 people in the world who can play the violin well and that the rest are hacks and that i will never be once of those two people.

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memorandom:
great story, i had a similar dose of malarkey when i wanted to get a guitar years ago, and of course, did, and it gathered dust for most of the nineties. but i'm soirt of learning to play it now. even though it's out of tune. we'll just pretend that it's intentionally tuned that way, shall we? mmm hmm.

kiss
colonelswishhips:
Edited to move to the current journal entry. D'oh!

[Edited on May 21, 2004 4:17PM]
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last night i masturbated in CinderSeraph's bed while he was out at a party. then i left his house before he came home after stealing his listerine and 2 rolling papers.

last night i also drunk too much gin, kissed some stranger to assist in illustrating a point, puked and passed out earlier than everyone else.

im quite shocked and upset about the whoe...
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jibaili:
welcome to the SGAustralasia group, good to have some more kiwi's in the place, come by and introduce yourself when you get a chance.. catch ya..
mjollnir:
Hi.
Please come home so I can hump your leg unrestrained by large distances.
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the harmonica player from placebo emailed me today!

he admitted to saving over 2 years of emails i have sent him.

two years!

thats a wholelotta sararants.

i love him in the same way i love dinosaurs and cutting up books.

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robsilver:
well I guess...
castigate:
I am looking for them.

You will hear more from me.

The next time you wake up scared in the night - my eyes will be watching you?

Do you have any pets?