It's a joke...
There was a guy whose dream was to build a brick barbeque in his backyard. He went and picked up a book on how to build one, the book said he would need exactly 99 bricks to build his dream BBQ. He rented himself a truck and went to the building supply store to buy the 99 bricks he needed. He told the guy at the store, "I need 99 bricks to build a barbeque."
"We only sell bricks in blocks of 100, so if you need 99 you will have to buy the 100." he was told.
"I only need 99, I don't feel I need to pay for more then I need."
"Well if you want 99 the only way to buy them from me is to buy the 100."
The man was furious, he in now way intended to pay for more then he needed. He insisted that the worker sell him 99, but the worker finally convinced him to buy the 100 brick block.
"Just buy the 100, after loading them in the truck, then unloading them into your yard and then finally build your project you there is a chance you may break a brick and need the extra one.", the worker informed him.
"Fine." the man said.
He went home and went about his building finally he had finished his dream barbeque. As he is admiring his handiwork he looks around and sees the 100th brick.
"God dammit!, I knew it."
Pissed he takes the brick into the house and tells his wife the whole story. She tells him not to worry she'd take care of it.
She takes the brick and upholsterers in some fancy material and uses it a door stop. Everyone is happy.
Then one day the guy wakes up late for work. He rushes to get ready. He jumps out of the shower throws on his suit, starts running down the stairs, tying his tie, drinking his coffee, stuffing his bagel in his mouth, hoping on foot tying his shoe. He breaks into a run for the door and BLAM! he kicks the brick and busts his toe.
"AWWWRGH, FUCKING NO GOOD BRICK, NEVER WANTED THIS THING IN THE FIRST PLACE."
he grabs the brick walks out into the front yard and throws it as hard as he can straight up into the air.
Salba's brother
There was a guy whose dream was to build a brick barbeque in his backyard. He went and picked up a book on how to build one, the book said he would need exactly 99 bricks to build his dream BBQ. He rented himself a truck and went to the building supply store to buy the 99 bricks he needed. He told the guy at the store, "I need 99 bricks to build a barbeque."
"We only sell bricks in blocks of 100, so if you need 99 you will have to buy the 100." he was told.
"I only need 99, I don't feel I need to pay for more then I need."
"Well if you want 99 the only way to buy them from me is to buy the 100."
The man was furious, he in now way intended to pay for more then he needed. He insisted that the worker sell him 99, but the worker finally convinced him to buy the 100 brick block.
"Just buy the 100, after loading them in the truck, then unloading them into your yard and then finally build your project you there is a chance you may break a brick and need the extra one.", the worker informed him.
"Fine." the man said.
He went home and went about his building finally he had finished his dream barbeque. As he is admiring his handiwork he looks around and sees the 100th brick.
"God dammit!, I knew it."
Pissed he takes the brick into the house and tells his wife the whole story. She tells him not to worry she'd take care of it.
She takes the brick and upholsterers in some fancy material and uses it a door stop. Everyone is happy.
Then one day the guy wakes up late for work. He rushes to get ready. He jumps out of the shower throws on his suit, starts running down the stairs, tying his tie, drinking his coffee, stuffing his bagel in his mouth, hoping on foot tying his shoe. He breaks into a run for the door and BLAM! he kicks the brick and busts his toe.
"AWWWRGH, FUCKING NO GOOD BRICK, NEVER WANTED THIS THING IN THE FIRST PLACE."
he grabs the brick walks out into the front yard and throws it as hard as he can straight up into the air.
Salba's brother
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that damned album cover reminds me a lot of the Son Of Sam cover.. or vice versa... .
snowboarding at night is pretty sweet... so peaceful... no long lift lines...
A guy gets on an airplane smoking a ciger. Now this was back in the day when you could still smoke on airplanes. And he is seated next to this well to do older lady with her token yappy poodle in tow. The two sit next to each other, obviously annoyed, her with the stinky cigar smoke and him with the obnoxious yapping dog, When finally the woman turns to the man and asks him to put out his cigar. The man coarsely refuses.
Hours go by and the man has lit another cigar, and this time the woman pleads with him to please extinguish the cigar. The man turns to her this time and replies, "Lady, I'll make you a deal. I'll throw my cigar out the window of this airplane if you throw out your dog." The woman is immediately shocked at the man's answer, but after a moment's deliberation, and the thought that she would no longer have to smell the smoke, she decides it to be a fair trade. And just like that, the man tosses his cigar, and the woman chucks her poodle.
Hours later the plane lands, and to the woman's dismay, her dog is perched atop the wing of the plane. As she appoaches she notices he has somethign in his mouth......
You'r gonna say the cigar, right?
NO!
A BRICK!