Why, oh why did I just saw "Transporter 3"? I guess because I expected the usual goodness: Drywit Jason Statham, fast cars and breakneck chases, beautiful woman plus stunts that say "fuck you physics".
And here is what I got:
-Jason Statham, half asleep and bored with his role
-One Audi, one Mercedes
-A drive through the woods *wheeee*, some train travel
-Natalya Rudakova who is spectacular with her freckles but please, for the love of god, shut up woman. How did the director explain his... uh.. vision of her role? "ok you are the hot daughter of, oh nevermind that, but... and this is very important dearest Natalya, be as bothersome, annoying, irritating and meddlesome as you can possibly be! Get it? Got it? Good!"
99:26 Minutes of my life I am not gonna get back :<
And here is what I got:
-Jason Statham, half asleep and bored with his role
-One Audi, one Mercedes
-A drive through the woods *wheeee*, some train travel
-Natalya Rudakova who is spectacular with her freckles but please, for the love of god, shut up woman. How did the director explain his... uh.. vision of her role? "ok you are the hot daughter of, oh nevermind that, but... and this is very important dearest Natalya, be as bothersome, annoying, irritating and meddlesome as you can possibly be! Get it? Got it? Good!"
99:26 Minutes of my life I am not gonna get back :<