I love spammail, especially the subjects. And with love I mean hate. Super nove hot hate.
"Are you around?" - Durr
"GetTrialViagraousnes" - Viagrausnes? That just makes me picture a horrible Hybrid consisting of Godzilla and a penis destroying Tokyo. Also Shaftzilla Viagraousnes does not spit fireballs ;-)
"Can you return a call?" - *takes phone, checks caller list, returns call* Yes I can!
"Daniel just did me good" - Good for you and Daniel. *thumbs up*
"Dip1oma/Degree/MasteerMBA Give a Boost to Employment Potential, Now you can buy it easily, no TEST/CLASS! " - Dip1oma? dud3 I 4m l33t
"Shannon Faulkner" - I googled the name, learned something new, opened email and... "learn to read women body language"...
I can not believe that any of those emails generate any revenue but there they are, sitting unloved in my spamfilter before the 24 hour sweeps them into datanirvana, and every fucking day a new batch arrives.
Who clicks on those shit links? Do you know such persons? If so, can I have their adresses and would you mind if the become the dearly departed?
"Are you around?" - Durr
"GetTrialViagraousnes" - Viagrausnes? That just makes me picture a horrible Hybrid consisting of Godzilla and a penis destroying Tokyo. Also Shaftzilla Viagraousnes does not spit fireballs ;-)
"Can you return a call?" - *takes phone, checks caller list, returns call* Yes I can!
"Daniel just did me good" - Good for you and Daniel. *thumbs up*
"Dip1oma/Degree/MasteerMBA Give a Boost to Employment Potential, Now you can buy it easily, no TEST/CLASS! " - Dip1oma? dud3 I 4m l33t
"Shannon Faulkner" - I googled the name, learned something new, opened email and... "learn to read women body language"...
I can not believe that any of those emails generate any revenue but there they are, sitting unloved in my spamfilter before the 24 hour sweeps them into datanirvana, and every fucking day a new batch arrives.
Who clicks on those shit links? Do you know such persons? If so, can I have their adresses and would you mind if the become the dearly departed?
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