Urban Dictionary said:
1. booka
The act of anal intercourse, often resulting in serious harm or death.
Three cast-a-ways woke up on an island beach to find themselves surrounded by... Read More
Urban Dictionary said:
1. booka
The act of anal intercourse, often resulting in serious harm or death.
Three cast-a-ways woke up on an island beach to find themselves surrounded by some locals. Taken to the tribe leader,... Read More
I think my nerd score was either 16 or 21... however my LAN parties rocked.
So i may have to stay out of other peoples LAN parties but my own will be super cool full of ultra hip renegades.. ah who am i kidding...
As for the new consoles and lack of funds.. there isnt a great deal of rush, fair enough they may all be out by spring time of next year, but lets say your sensible (see how im not jumping to any conclusions here) you may consider waiting for the price to drop somewhat.. so that may mean you have until at least christmas next year to come up with the funds.
The weather today is awesome. A gentle breeze and not ONE fucking ray of sunshine. Love it.
I've decided that for my next birthday, if I'm not dead or a vegetable, anything less than hard liquor and raunchy porn is unacceptable. Holy fuckballs, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
(Nobody does it like Sara Lee)
I've never had a dream where I'm naked in front of... Read More
Free food. Good.
Free gourmet food. Very very good.
Having comically charged ninjas for co-workers. Fucking awesome.
Your mother's old ex-friend talking your ear off about her children never calling, being drunkards, and committing suicide. Very bad and awkward to the point of absurdity.
Oh, The Wonders of Volunteer Work.
(I like arguing with snobby bitches. I always win)
I'm keeping it until I think of something better. More for storytelling purposes than flair or random decision-making. But why "Whore"? Plain and simple, I am one. You can say I'm simultaneously not one as well. How I actually got the name is irrelevent. Don't you just hate ambiguity? The word I mean. It makes you sound stupid. AM-BE-GYOO-ITY. You know what else is stupid,... Read More
Well, I'm a skinhead now. Can't cut my hair for a shit's worth. Nothing much I can do about it except bridle the massive amount of rage I have for my genetics. I asked myself to make a hypothetical choice of whether I wanted to look like a movie star and have the brains of a dung beetle, or look like an elephant man and... Read More
If I go CTI like I want to (that's Cryptology), I'll most likely be enlisting for 6 years. I get a huge enlistment bonus with that, and it pays a lot and I get to see the world and so on and so forth, so it'd be really sweet.
I swear I'm gonna get, like, tongue cancer or gum posioning or something from chewing all this trident without eating anything else. Whatever it'll be, it wob't be advantageous to my health in any way.
I've been contemplating an alias change. I annually create a different username, it's usually spontaneous and something I don't think much about before goin ahead and using it for everything... Read More
A new type of chewing gum will make brushing your teeth obsolete. Unfortunately a recall is made because the starting line-up flavor, "Citricinnimon", tastes like dog vomit and grandma toes.
"7-11" and "ampm" will combine into one giant conglomerate and expand their business to become the first "Convenient Department" store. Of course, the next logical action they take is... Read More
