theshinobi

I am awesome.
Improv forever, bitch.

I have a new game to play when I wake up in the morning, "What's My Hand Smell Like Today?"
Today's Smell: strawberries&cream oatmeal
Ah yes, today shall be a fine day.

(muiredised duah)

Further Reiteration: song of the week: Yoko Kanno/Origa/Shanti Snyder - Inner Universe
Album of the Week: Mad At Gravity - Resonance
And it's not because I left Reign of Fire on repeat while I slept. Again.
Probably my most elaborate update ever. If not then still elaborate. It's better when I plan ahead.

(I'm really not over it )

Semi-Happy Fun DigiCam Alpha Retarded Fun...
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For some reason, I dig the concept of destiny. Guess the fact that somebody might be running things up there is somewhat comforting.
Song of the Week: "Inner Universe" by Yoko Kanno
This retarded slacker does not want to fuckin work tomorrow. I like refering to the time after I fall asleep in the AM as "tomorrow". Just because. I don't know why that pisses...
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More great free food from VW. Unfortuantely, the insane ninja chefs were replaced with more snobby bitches and wealthy assclowns, and therefore was bored well outta my fuckin mind. I'll only go in if the ninjas are there next time.
indie movie of the weekend: the secret lives of dentists
popcorn movie of the weekend: blade runner
nostalgia movie of the weekend: dead man on...
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I love me some In-N-Out. Good lord yes. Clog my arteries, baby.
Can't pin-point why I'm sociable, nor do I want to, really. I'm not that sociable, so I guess I shouldn't worry about it.

(tits-waist-hips?)

A little something I did for the writer's group. Didn't put much effort into it, but it's something. It's set in a bar.

I dig my dating profile. It's boss. I also like how every female has "whoever comes along" like they're all bi or something. Amusing.
New job starting this week. La dee fuckin da.
Might let my subscription cancel anyway. Been getting more bored with this as time goes on. I'm like that though. I never stay at one place for very long. Like a nomad....
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Wake up and my hand smells like parmesan cheese. How the hell does that work?
My local blockbuster is officially a jinx. Scraped my car twice in their parking lot. The only times I've ever hit anything with a car. (besides all the senior citizens) There won't be a third time.
Or I'll run the shit straight into the building.

(I could've sworn Without A...
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Watched Dukes of Hazard the other day. Every single parody ever made is dead accurate.
indie movie of the weekend: trainspotting
popcorn movie of the weekend: not elektra
Haven't been feeling myself lately due to events I mentioned you'd rather not hear about. I should be over it by next weekend. I better be. If not I may be becoming a little bit more... dysfunctional?...
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