For some reason, I dig the concept of destiny. Guess the fact that somebody might be running things up there is somewhat comforting.
Song of the Week: "Inner Universe" by Yoko Kanno
This retarded slacker does not want to fuckin work tomorrow. I like refering to the time after I fall asleep in the AM as "tomorrow". Just because. I don't know why that pisses... Read More
More great free food from VW. Unfortuantely, the insane ninja chefs were replaced with more snobby bitches and wealthy assclowns, and therefore was bored well outta my fuckin mind. I'll only go in if the ninjas are there next time.
indie movie of the weekend: the secret lives of dentists
popcorn movie of the weekend: blade runner
nostalgia movie of the weekend: dead man on... Read More
yeah dude, ummmm, you need to post a new update because I refuse to say anything remotely interesting or entertaining when you post goddamn pictures like that. fuckin' guy is all full of leprosy and shit. christ.
I love me some In-N-Out. Good lord yes. Clog my arteries, baby.
Can't pin-point why I'm sociable, nor do I want to, really. I'm not that sociable, so I guess I shouldn't worry about it.
(tits-waist-hips?)
A little something I did for the writer's group. Didn't put much effort into it, but it's something. It's set in a bar.
I dig my dating profile. It's boss. I also like how every female has "whoever comes along" like they're all bi or something. Amusing.
New job starting this week. La dee fuckin da.
Might let my subscription cancel anyway. Been getting more bored with this as time goes on. I'm like that though. I never stay at one place for very long. Like a nomad.... Read More
Wake up and my hand smells like parmesan cheese. How the hell does that work?
My local blockbuster is officially a jinx. Scraped my car twice in their parking lot. The only times I've ever hit anything with a car. (besides all the senior citizens) There won't be a third time.
Or I'll run the shit straight into the building.
Watched Dukes of Hazard the other day. Every single parody ever made is dead accurate.
indie movie of the weekend: trainspotting
popcorn movie of the weekend: not elektra
Haven't been feeling myself lately due to events I mentioned you'd rather not hear about. I should be over it by next weekend. I better be. If not I may be becoming a little bit more... dysfunctional?... Read More
Urban Dictionary said:
1. booka
The act of anal intercourse, often resulting in serious harm or death.
Three cast-a-ways woke up on an island beach to find themselves surrounded by some locals. Taken to the tribe leader,... Read More
I think my nerd score was either 16 or 21... however my LAN parties rocked.
So i may have to stay out of other peoples LAN parties but my own will be super cool full of ultra hip renegades.. ah who am i kidding...
As for the new consoles and lack of funds.. there isnt a great deal of rush, fair enough they may all be out by spring time of next year, but lets say your sensible (see how im not jumping to any conclusions here) you may consider waiting for the price to drop somewhat.. so that may mean you have until at least christmas next year to come up with the funds.
Urban Dictionary said:
1. booka
The act of anal intercourse, often resulting in serious harm or death.
Three cast-a-ways woke up on an island beach to find themselves surrounded by... Read More
The weather today is awesome. A gentle breeze and not ONE fucking ray of sunshine. Love it.
I've decided that for my next birthday, if I'm not dead or a vegetable, anything less than hard liquor and raunchy porn is unacceptable. Holy fuckballs, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
(Nobody does it like Sara Lee)
I've never had a dream where I'm naked in front of... Read More
