Why do some people smell like sour milk?
It's wierd enought that those people are even out, but what's even more bizarre, is that there seems to be an abundance of them. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means that you've never ridden a bus before... and I hate you for being better than me.
On a related note, what's with the wierdos out there who use too much cologne/perfume? And why's it always got be the ones with really bad taste in scents? I realize that is you use a cologne long enough, your nose gets accustomed to it. Yet what makes them think that they need to use 10 pumps of it, when 2 once sufficed? You'd think their friends should let them know that they're overdoing it. Or maybe there friends are just glad that the he/she doesn't smell like sour milk anymore.
The world would be a better place if less people were stinky.
I got back to North Hollywood Friday afternoon. Friday night I went to a midnight screening of "Eraserhead" with Add. We went for drinks beforehand, and were overcharged for our drinks (as is custom in this area). After the show, I stumbled onto the pavement, cold and confused. A lot like when I was kicked out of the house after high school, except that I was in better spirits.
On the 11th, I might be going to a SGLA gift exchange dinner type thingy. I already have the present I'm going to bring, and it rocks.... Hard. I read that I should bring something that I wouldn't mind going home with... Just in case. So maybe I shouldn't have bought something that I already own. Oh well, hopefully the present I get doesn't suck donkey balls. Because I don't own a donkey. So a present that sucks donkey balls would be wasted upon me.
If anybody want a Christmas/Chanukah/Ramidan/Quanza card, let me know via email. I'm going shopping for them this week, and I have lots of stamps. But act now, before my stamps run out. And if you're afraid that I'll use your adress to stalk you, you should take into account that I'm realy lazy. And stalking requires time, dicipline, and access to copious amounts of animal blood. None of which I posses.
And if you just want to prank call me in the middle of the night, then you should join this group.
And yes! Repo Man is correct! I now owe several people 500 Monopoly dollars. Which means I should go out and buy Monopoly.
It's wierd enought that those people are even out, but what's even more bizarre, is that there seems to be an abundance of them. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means that you've never ridden a bus before... and I hate you for being better than me.
On a related note, what's with the wierdos out there who use too much cologne/perfume? And why's it always got be the ones with really bad taste in scents? I realize that is you use a cologne long enough, your nose gets accustomed to it. Yet what makes them think that they need to use 10 pumps of it, when 2 once sufficed? You'd think their friends should let them know that they're overdoing it. Or maybe there friends are just glad that the he/she doesn't smell like sour milk anymore.
The world would be a better place if less people were stinky.
I got back to North Hollywood Friday afternoon. Friday night I went to a midnight screening of "Eraserhead" with Add. We went for drinks beforehand, and were overcharged for our drinks (as is custom in this area). After the show, I stumbled onto the pavement, cold and confused. A lot like when I was kicked out of the house after high school, except that I was in better spirits.
On the 11th, I might be going to a SGLA gift exchange dinner type thingy. I already have the present I'm going to bring, and it rocks.... Hard. I read that I should bring something that I wouldn't mind going home with... Just in case. So maybe I shouldn't have bought something that I already own. Oh well, hopefully the present I get doesn't suck donkey balls. Because I don't own a donkey. So a present that sucks donkey balls would be wasted upon me.
If anybody want a Christmas/Chanukah/Ramidan/Quanza card, let me know via email. I'm going shopping for them this week, and I have lots of stamps. But act now, before my stamps run out. And if you're afraid that I'll use your adress to stalk you, you should take into account that I'm realy lazy. And stalking requires time, dicipline, and access to copious amounts of animal blood. None of which I posses.
And if you just want to prank call me in the middle of the night, then you should join this group.
And yes! Repo Man is correct! I now owe several people 500 Monopoly dollars. Which means I should go out and buy Monopoly.
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pwndcake:
No, I asked for 2 tickets, so you're covered. I wondered because if there were any other changes I could just refer you to the group instead of keeping you informed. Hopefully there will be no last minute changes.
noctem:
Maybe the people in North Hollywood smell like sour milk, but the ones down here in San Bernardino smell like ass and mayonaise. You're too lazy to stalk people eh? Man, at least you're sending out cards, I'm not even doin that. I have this thing about mailing stuff. It's just a really hard thing for me to do. It's like something that's just hardwired into my personality. 
But have fun at the SGLA gift thing. Late....
But have fun at the SGLA gift thing. Late....