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secretsquirrel:

No, that's right. But real men say cistern. Fag.

Aug 8, 2005

secretsquirrel:

No. You're just a little fag, that's all. I was merely stating the obvious, no need to go all Freud on me. Fag.

Aug 8, 2005

Quick and easy update time.

My brother's here. Fuck yeah. We're hitting up a movie at Manns Chinese Theatre, and another at the Arclight tonight. Tomorrow... ? Tuesday we'll be at Magic Mountain, and Wednsday we're headed to San Diego.

I find out tomorrow whether or not my new engine will be covered by my warranty. If not, then I won't have my truck any...
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sarcasticmenace:

"Who are you again?"

Good fucking question.

"You want my money... don't you?"

No, actually, that's not what I want at all.

Aug 5, 2005

prockg:

You'd have to fight me for that cinnamon roll.

How was Magic Mountain!!??

Aug 5, 2005

I feel like absolute fucking crap. How are you doing? I often think I may be hollow. I suppose I won't know until I fall hard enough to split open. Somebody take pictures.

Good things are happening, though. More writing will be accomplished tonight. I crave cigarettes, but I'm not going to buy them. My brother gets here on friday, which is absolutely fucking awesome....
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damnation_game:

hey there space cowboy whats new? hows the week treated you .. i had a quiet one as coming weekend is going to be a big one!

Jul 30, 2005

damnation_game:

ah this weekend i am seeing land of the dead and i am going to sigur ros

Jul 30, 2005

So I went to 7-11 today, and the guy in front of me looked EXACTLY like the cashier. They HAD to be identical twins, but they never said anything to each other aside from making the transaction.

What made it even better was the guy behind the counter was named Igor. Awesome. I love my Russian mafia and transvestite laden neighborhood.

The writing is going...
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trevor:

yourr phone has the geighds.

Jul 27, 2005

trevor:

throw! Throw fucker! i'm driunk and i know that!

Jul 27, 2005

On sabbatical.
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UPDATE:

I should be back someday if I can ever get some fucking writing accomplished. I won't be checking my journal, and, sadly, won't be returning comments. Later people.
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UPDATE:

07/23/05 @ 7:33 PM

Ok, I lied. I will be checking in, and I will be returning comments. Not even a day and I missed you guys! MUST NOT GO TO...
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friedbanana:

I'm just a poor man trying to clear his middle name.

THIS IS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL!

Well...not really.

What is Calvin Ball?

Jul 25, 2005

kosomot:

Nah. I wouldn't even have seen it.
Sarcasticmenace pointed it out to me earlier.

Jul 25, 2005

I shouldn't kiss and tell.

belllla:

Booooooooooo!! That is so NOT fun.

Jul 22, 2005

noctem:

You shouldn't kiss and laugh in her fucking face either. They don't like that....

Jul 22, 2005

I totally did, too.

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melladoree:

YOU almost had me confused!

Jul 22, 2005

jj_r0x0rz:

Jul 22, 2005

Don't call it a comeback... Or do, whatever. As if I give a fuck.

Steve's Mutherfuckin' Journal, Bitches
Hand typed to ensure vulgarity.

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d_day:

i think _sparky_ was better.

Jul 21, 2005

noctem:

Yeah, next year I'm gonna try to get down there for the whole weekend. So if you're still around these parts by then, we'll have to hang out. Also man, if you end up going to Chicago or wherever, we gotta do something before you leave

Late....

Jul 21, 2005

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melladoree:

blah blah blah

Jul 12, 2005

I'm stranded in Valencia. I just walked for 2 hours just to log on a computer at a PC place for 45 minutes. This fucking blows. Things to do, no time to comment or update. Sorry. Tuesday I should have a chance.

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Still in Valencia. Broke as a joke. Plus, my phone got shut off!!!! Oh joy of all joys.

Thank god for the...
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sarcasticmenace:

Also...

Jul 12, 2005

sarcasticmenace:

^^^ That's you about five minutes after we meet.

Jul 12, 2005

I'm sending this from my phone, just to see if it works.

This and everything else was typed in... It worked!

I live in the eye of the storm. ♠

I started a real update, but then I had to take some calls.

How was your day/week/year/life, depending on how often I talk to you?

Steve's is going to nap at his desk now. Somebody...
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shark_____:

does LA have storm eyes?

Jul 10, 2005

walker:

Jul 10, 2005

I live in the eye of the storm. ♠

I started a real update, but then I had to take some calls.

How was your day/week/year/life, depending on how often I talk to you?

Steve's is going to nap at his desk now. Somebody wake him up before the morning crew gets in. Thanks.

the_happy_pig:

Thanks.

Alas, that kind of thing is getting more and more commonplace down here. I don't think I'll ever understand the mindset that specifies going out for a fight as a prerequisite for a good time.

Jul 9, 2005

lostidentity:

Yooooooooooooooooooo

Jul 10, 2005

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