therealtexasguy

3-2 Mobile in Waterwood. Fenced yard, kitchen appliances, storage shed, large lot, central heat/ac, ceiling fans, washer/dryer hookups. $650/mth/deposit. $35 app fee.

anyone interested in renting a mobile home? it's on a private cul-de-sac. lot's of land for your kids to play on. this is good, down home country livin' about ten minutes from Calaveras Lake and five minutes from Braunig Lake, and just under two hours from the Gulf of Mexico. Just put my ad in the paper (it's a little different then the one above, they change it around for you).

Should I go get a beef burrito from Taco Cabana (the second best Tex-Mex drive-thru restaurant in all of Texas) and come home to watch TV? Or should I do that, but instead go out to do a little fishing, then check on one of my recently vacated rental properties? i'm pretty tired, but i'm also pretty sure of the burrito...they rock....

The Nixon obit is one of my favorite things he's written. It's amazing anyone can do what he did and live let alone write anything good. But I think his writing suffered less from the drugs than his own celebrity.

Incidentally, he claims to not do anything anymore besides drink and smoke grass.

spiders are scary. very, very scary.

I want to see Skinny Puppy

Sorry, I was lonely...

LOL I know what being finned feels like, but thatks for telling me anyway

Shhh...You can buy the good shit from somewhere in Europe, but it's super pricey. I know someone that's waiting for his shipment to come in.

i just realized how much it's going to suck when the cable company calls my bluff (i just called there's with my own special bluff). no more nip/tuck, discovery channel, history channel, bravo (good by West Wing!! ), Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Dr. 90210, uh....holy shit...i watch waaaay too much tv. maybe this is a good thing....

nip/tuck was good. I'm sure you'll catch the repeat.
Good! Make sure the bitch stays out!!
Good luck fishing! I hope you catch a lot...or just one really big one.
I'd offer, but you talked about baseball too damn long.

oh yeah, and i love ya'll.

of course, i just eletricuted myself....see what i mean....when it rains, it motherfucking pours over here....i should have a public health warning on my forehead....or maybe I do?? i should buy a mirror some time

Okay, the part of the dog that's natural instinct has a larger part to play in this. What breed of dog are they using to fight? Were they bred to fight? Some dogs just have violence in their history and it doesn't take much to bring it out. What pisses me off is people that buy/adopt pitbulls and want them to be friendly family dogs. There is a reason you see pitbulls in every junkyard it's because they are good guard dogs, not family dogs! Okay, enough on pitbulls, I just singled them out because that's what my dumb cunt neighbor has. Seriously, people need to realize that dogs were bred for reasons other than to be a pet. The Chesapeake Bay Retriever (my puppy's breed) was bred to retrieve ducks from icy water and protect them from other dogs. Guess what? That's exactly why we chose that breed. If people want their dogs to fight, so be it. At least those dogs are kept away from people.

I know I had a few more points to make, but that will suffice for now.

I actually want a Pomeranian. Small dog (I can only get a small dog since we have a large one...my landlord is suddenly enforcing her own rules), but I've read that they are fairly independant and have a temperament similar to a dalmation. They have lots of attitude....That's the only small dog I like, though

so that girl i'm utterly infatuated with in my math class (yes, there are two girls in my life right now) came in looking about as stunning as any woman i've ever seen. no shit. i made a comment about how painfully good she looked and was responded to with a "but i'm not even trying to look good today" *batting of the eyelashes here*. naturally i responded with someone along the lines of i'd like to see you trying to look good, if i could handle it. she said a couldn't and smiled. sometimes a smile is all a love struck guy needs.

i have so much fun with her it's sickening. no wonder i'm not learning any math - we just pass notes and fuck around all class. she brushes erasees (whats left when you erase something - my own terminology ) off her desk and i put a single one on her notebook to fuck with her. she throws a bottle at the trashcan and misses and i yell out "rejected" so the whole class looks at her and makes her blush. i dog on her about he carebear socks (!!!!), which i honestly think are the fuckin' shit! then she goes out of her way to mention that her boyfriend is in Colorado and she's thinking of moving up there in a year or so. why tell me!?!? isn't it obvious i'm swooning all over you?? why must you torture me woman! (sorry, but i have a feeling that she's one of those SGers that hides it from everyone, even other SGers...hope she's reading this - then I can deny that I wrote it and she can deny that she read it, but we'll both really know ). that'd be pretty cool if she was on SG, though - that set would knock everyone's socks off...

enough of my childish fantasies of relationships I will never have because I made a promise to myself to never break up another relationship again! I have to be a good boy now. No more of that pandering bullshit that got me into so many scary situations during high school. i get pissed when my girlfriend's cheat on me, why should i do the same to someone else? it's just not right. i may be a total asshole, fuckwad, assclown, but in at least this one area of my life i can be a Decent Person.

so a blonde, the pope and a rabbi walk into a topless bar.....

I'm actually interested in a lot of subjects, I just don't want to sell my soul for a student loan. Really, how can people willingly enter into a financial situation they can't back out of? I've seen so many people struggle to keep paying their student loans and their degree got them nowhere. Yeah, if I had the money, I would go to school, but it wouldn't really be for the degree in anything, just to learn. I absolutely suck at Math and Science, but I don't mind it so much when I'm there by choice, not because it's a required course. I'm interested in a lot of subjects, I don't care for the reports and giving a speech/presentation in class. I'm kind of saving money to take a class or two online, but that might not happen for a while.