I almost called up my ex last night, while drunk, to see what she was up to. Ended up calling a televangelist, for $3.95 a minute, and we prayed together. Yeah, that joke is already too lame to continue. I apologize.
That chick I've been hanging out with was dogging on me last night. Apparently I keep coming by when she's "too tired to have...
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That chick I've been hanging out with was dogging on me last night. Apparently I keep coming by when she's "too tired to have...
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Am having my first beer in a very long time (well, a very long time for a former alkie). God, is there anything more divine in the world then ice cold Mexican beer? Seriously, is there?
As I write this I notice how fast I am drinking it. Should probably slow down, or I'm going to be on my second beer before the first one...
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As I write this I notice how fast I am drinking it. Should probably slow down, or I'm going to be on my second beer before the first one...
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amandadnama:
God damn it I haven't had a drink in like 6 months. But tomorrow I will be back in SAtown so that will change 
. What game is this that your playing? And that is a kick as name for a house. Especially in San Antonio.
. What game is this that your playing? And that is a kick as name for a house. Especially in San Antonio. Over the years I've learned never to believe a tenant when they call you with a maintenance problem. They always say they know what it is, and tell you how they tried to fix it, but in both instances they are either lying, or just wholly misinformed. If nothing else, they KNOW what it is not that's wrong with it (i.e. that they broke it),...
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Wow, this new computer is actually faster then the old one. The connection is still pretty bad, and the NetZero software is as invasive as ever, but fuck it. Ten bucks a month.
I need nicotine. Badly. I've smoked the smokeable cigarettes I could dig out of my ash trays. Not proud of this, but it is what it is. Life long smokers will understand....
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I need nicotine. Badly. I've smoked the smokeable cigarettes I could dig out of my ash trays. Not proud of this, but it is what it is. Life long smokers will understand....
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The Most Disturbing Crime of the Year!
Read....that....article.....
Seriously, that shit is fucking disturbing! Imagine, you're married about a year, are expecting your first child in a month, and you come home after a long hard day at work to the love of your life only to find her not only dead, but in a pool of blood. You look closely and notice that your...
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Read....that....article.....
Seriously, that shit is fucking disturbing! Imagine, you're married about a year, are expecting your first child in a month, and you come home after a long hard day at work to the love of your life only to find her not only dead, but in a pool of blood. You look closely and notice that your...
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datsun:
Someone else submitted this story also. As much as people make fucked up, twisted comments on this site, there was a general consensus that this is awful. What's most disturbing is that it's not the first time this has happened. There have been a few of these crimes in the past couple of years. 
Finally got my new computer up and running to spec. Even got NetZero working on this one. LOL! And I thought NetZero was slow on my OLD computer! 
Am very, very tired. Very tired. Have a feeling that the gas station girl is going to give me a call in half an hour to invite me to the bar. Was planning on going, but I...
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Am very, very tired. Very tired. Have a feeling that the gas station girl is going to give me a call in half an hour to invite me to the bar. Was planning on going, but I...
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Bought a new computer today. Is exactly the same as the last one I bought (now defunct), only this one is a Compaq Presario and the last one was an eMachine. Pray to God this one is at least a tiny bit better then that horrible fucking eMachine.
I have a feeling I'll need to upgrade the video card on my new PC, like I...
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I have a feeling I'll need to upgrade the video card on my new PC, like I...
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therealtexasguy:
Oh yeah, the only thing that sucks about my new computer is the utter lack of a 3.5" floppy disk thingy. This sucks, because my digital camera, though kick ass, uses those, so I'll either need to cannibalize a 3.5" off of my old "new" PC (that doesn't work), or just go buy a seperate one that utilizes a USB port. Don't worry, that's the extent of my knowledge of tech shit anymore. I used to know everything about computers, even how to build them, now I can install a video card and plug in something to a USB port - that's literally it. I don't know anything about anything. My 55 year old father knows more about this technical shit (like digital camera's megapixel ratios and whatnot) then his ex-hacker son. What a sad world we live in! 
datsun:
Don't feel bad. After studying C++ in high school and thinking I might major in computer science, I am not typing to you on the first computer I've owned in 5 years. 
"The Price Is Right" is the coolest show ever. Just wish they didn't have so many damn commercials. They just need to do the games on a seperate stage so they can have two, or even three would be better, stages working at once. That way they wouldn't have to break for commercials every time someone lost a prize and they needed to get a...
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datsun:
You know, they do have to pay for their show.....
I loathe computers!
I just spent the better part of the whole fucking day working on this monthly report and I accidentally saved over the current one with the old one and now it's all fucked up!
All these numbers....I feel like I'm drowning in the Sea of Accounting....
datsun:
sux, dood
Well, once again I went all day without a cigarette...oh...wait...what is this freshly lit thing in my lips?....oh no....well, it was good while it lasted; the abstinence is over.
Yeah, so I am well aware that most of ya'll on here think I am just a complete and total asshole as regards my girl. It's OK - I know that I am. First I love...
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Yeah, so I am well aware that most of ya'll on here think I am just a complete and total asshole as regards my girl. It's OK - I know that I am. First I love...
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therealtexasguy:
Still thinking of starting a Dragonlance Group. Every SG guy needs his own geek group
datsun:
Well, that's the kind of world-beating, confident attitude we women are attracted to!
Seriously, don't settle for so little in your love life. I know it sucks looking for someone, but you won't be single for 20 years unless you keep being so negative. There are so many great women out there and most of them are looking for a good guy. But if you expect very little from them, that's exactly what you'll get. If you sell a car and ask for 10k, you're not likely to have someone offer you 12k. Keep your standards high. Be a terriffic guy for them and require that they be terriffic in return.
Seriously, don't settle for so little in your love life. I know it sucks looking for someone, but you won't be single for 20 years unless you keep being so negative. There are so many great women out there and most of them are looking for a good guy. But if you expect very little from them, that's exactly what you'll get. If you sell a car and ask for 10k, you're not likely to have someone offer you 12k. Keep your standards high. Be a terriffic guy for them and require that they be terriffic in return.
I really want a cigarette, but every time I walk outside and get into my truck and get ready to drive to the gas station for cigarettes I end up walking back into my apartment and not going. Maybe it's cause I got insanely stoned this morning on those pills. I should have gone to the court house to file eviction paperwork on someone, but...
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datsun:
Have you ever bounced a check and not cleared it up immediately? If you had anything go into collections, there may still be a flag on your account. Also, sometimes BofA puts a hold on large deposits and out-of-state checks to make sure they clear. It's a safety precaution for them. The trick is to tell the bank that you want it available immediately. Also, if you have a check card, it is more likely to go through. I've had problems with BofA myself, but still bank with them because all the big banks operate in similar ways. Ask SonOfMorrissey, he works at Wells and had a BofA account until very recently.
therealtexasguy:
I think I am going to start a Dragonlane Group, for all us fantasy geeks out there.
Yeah, so I didn't sleep with the gas station girl last night. I purposefully went to bed early just so I'd miss her call.
Oh, and did I mention that MARY HAS A NEW SET!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Oh, and did I mention that MARY HAS A NEW SET!?!?!?!?!?!??!