thepiratelauren

if i budgeted right (it's me, so it's not even possible) i should have enough money for a new tattoo. now the placement is up for debate.

and i need to buy plane tickets to go see my favorite southern girls.

i need money. and i am considering selling books for it. which is sad. because i love books.

i lose. in the game. she wins.

i sorta knew this was too good to be true.

i've switched to french roast... or just any kind of really dark, really strong coffee. the kind that pastes your eyes open when you drink a cup. i need it. my life is all stress.

i have a date tonight. and i am scared shitless. because it's too warm for a hoodie and a hoodie is like my armor. i am nervous as all hell....
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this is simply the saddest song ever. because i am afraid it's me in 10 years.

why does everyone i know, always know everyone else i know? why do kids that work for me know exboyfriends? why do girls i know sleep with dudes i know from completely different shit?

oh wait, i remember. it's because i run in a little circle we call hardcore. and it's incestous and yucky. but i love it, and i won't leave. simply because the...
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i'm sick and tired of striking out. or i guess just chasing the wrong dude. i always feel like i am barking up a tree and the tree might be the right now tree and then it turns out the guy is taken, or just not interested. and i am freaking sick of it. i am gonna sit in on a friday night and watch...
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i give up on dating.

i got friends. they're enough for now.

what part of my job is important to me don't people understand? i like my job and unlike most other people my age, it's my career. and it doesn't always stop when i leave the office, sometimes i'm grading papers at home or running errands or going to 1000 meetings. yes, it's busy and not always convenient to hanging out, but i love my job....
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