so i went to a show last night and this singer songwriter guy was playing. i thought he was pretty cute. and while he was singing he looked up at me sitting in the balcony and just stared into my eyes for a good five minutes...and he did it more than once.
at first i was wondering if he knew that i had taken the seat of his friend who was sititng there earlier but left. then i just got into it. i didn't really know what to do, you know? i wasn't sure if he could really see me, i mean she venue was really small. i could have reached out and stretched to give him a high five from the balcony while he stood onstage - not that i ever would, that would be moronic in this case. but i thought maybe the light is in his eyes so he can't really see me?
later his friend came back and i was talking to her and he noticed she moved back upstairs and he kind of did a double take. i guess he saw her downstairs a few mintues earlier. so now he knew she was there...but he kept staring at me.
so i was thinking "awesome."
after the show i go to talk to him and we chat for a little bit.
he asks "so what are you plans for tonight? any orgies?"
and i responded with "well, i don't have any planned. what are you doing?"
and then I mentioned something about him passing out (he said he was pretty drunk, or tired, probably both)
cut to: us shaking hands and him saying maybe we'll have an orgy next time he's in town.
did i read him wrong? did i fumble? did i not pick up on something where i should have inserted the phrase "do you want to come to my place?" - well obviously i didnt give you guys the whole conversation.
anyway, that was a pretty uneventful conversation. stupid singer/songwriters with pretty eyes getting my hopes up. damn you.
at first i was wondering if he knew that i had taken the seat of his friend who was sititng there earlier but left. then i just got into it. i didn't really know what to do, you know? i wasn't sure if he could really see me, i mean she venue was really small. i could have reached out and stretched to give him a high five from the balcony while he stood onstage - not that i ever would, that would be moronic in this case. but i thought maybe the light is in his eyes so he can't really see me?
later his friend came back and i was talking to her and he noticed she moved back upstairs and he kind of did a double take. i guess he saw her downstairs a few mintues earlier. so now he knew she was there...but he kept staring at me.
so i was thinking "awesome."
after the show i go to talk to him and we chat for a little bit.
he asks "so what are you plans for tonight? any orgies?"
and i responded with "well, i don't have any planned. what are you doing?"
and then I mentioned something about him passing out (he said he was pretty drunk, or tired, probably both)
cut to: us shaking hands and him saying maybe we'll have an orgy next time he's in town.
did i read him wrong? did i fumble? did i not pick up on something where i should have inserted the phrase "do you want to come to my place?" - well obviously i didnt give you guys the whole conversation.
anyway, that was a pretty uneventful conversation. stupid singer/songwriters with pretty eyes getting my hopes up. damn you.
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drstinkypants:
sooo was that guy serious about the orgy thing or what?
lilyk:
I got a shiner at my game yesterday