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...ill kick you in the nuts...and you?...i twist your nipples til i find a frequency frequently used for dogs...
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neodrunk:
Oh yeah? Let me tell you a little something about what I do. You see, tomorrow morning, I'm gonna wake up and come over to your joint in fucking Egypt, Mn, and if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna whack a baseball bat over your friggin' head. And by the time I'm coming out of jail... hopefully, hopefully you'll be coming out of your fuckin' coma. And ya know what I'm gonna do then? I'm gonna come right back after you again with that same bat and crack you over the skull again. Let me tell you why... because I'm stupid, that's what I do you fuck! Now, are you gonna shut your fat pompus face now?

tonguemiao!!

please pass the butter, thank you
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isetfires:
i punch you in the face til you tell me what i want to hear. then i hit you in the head with a machete.
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...sleep on beach under moonlight...coconuts and rum...smoke and laughter...bonfire and light up some smiles...drum and ukelele...we jump in...dark swim warm and the bay is awake...watch the shimmer in the water...sleep in the sand...crackle in the nite...under palms...silver their reflection...first light...and the waves awake...the waves...and boards in the bushes...breeze offshore...barelling...blue and perfect in nature...eat a banana...watch and wax...roaring thunder...no one else...just us...we are here...giggle as we...
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midori:
hahaha. Don't lie. You're not Keith Richards.
tegan:
that was a funny fuckin comment.
hahahha.
0
...shut up...
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er:
your pic #13 looks like you're wearing a gas mask

i was like "what great lengths this boy will go through to hide his identity....oh never mind, it's his camera..."
ryan:
i could have used a date to the wedding!! but ahhh, the fucking transporter was broken yet again!
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...sometimes you just gotta realize that no matter what you do...youll never be as cool as johnny cash...
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suicidesmitty:
happy bday dude.... sorry i was mia yeasterday


grey:
for your "car." that's a new one. smile
depends... do you want the basic or the super deluxe?
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...dont tell anyone...but i have two penises...
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suicidesmitty:
i own a few freak porn dvd's... are you in them?
nicolelee:
would you mind if i pierced one of them? and im not talking pansy shit-- we're going straight to a 4gauge.

14 days...

n*
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...i shoplifted last nite and i dont feel the least bit bad about it...
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fuji:
standing at the bottom of the steps and if i tilt my head a little i could look up her dress
alina_____:
but really nothing gets the heart beating like doing something naughty! ;]
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...the last of the summer moons breezing about the nite...and we see from mountains and tops of trees, from seas and big lights and cities...and if the clouds conceal then with our smiles we can feel...because there is always light in laughter...the eyes speak in disguise...autumn chases leaves away but the giggles of the summer can stay...sleeping between nites and sleeping between days...
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ryan:
that's rad. i'm a snow girl myself...never have had an opportunity to try surf. someday perhaps...
fuji:
shut up.
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...can you touch your nose with your toungue?...
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scoots:
no, but i can with the tip of my penis
galen:
Fuck you.....there better be girls to drink the mojitos wiff tomorrow night..
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...i think i saw a ninja in the woods last nite...
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nicolelee:
::embarassing high school flashback::
"imma ninja... imma ninja... FUCK THAT IMMA WICKED CLOWN BITCH!"

omg did i say that out loud?

i need to get you a gift other than a trucker hat. its not meaningful enough... im not a boring gift giving person... throw me hints i can work with.

20 days...

n*
neodrunk:
What would you call a man-hater? I want to be one of those.

tonguemiao!!
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...i want to live in a spaghetti western...
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miffy:
I have had a craving for pasta.
isetfires:
don't take this the wrong way, but if i were Clint Eastwood i would probably shoot you in the face. then i'd shoot the guy standin next to ya...just because.