I can't live like this any more. I feel like a fucking teenager, yet I'm old enough to be the father of some of the girls on here (the very very youngest ones, mind you). Something's not right.
It appears I'm going to have to go at it alone. A partner would be nice... Read More
OK so....first I crash my scooter, then we have a 5.0 earthquake.
The ground is clearly not my friend this weekend.
I have this weird thing about not walking around the house in my underwear. I just don't do it, for fear of earthquake or fire (Note - exceptions are made for showering or sex). But today it got pretty hot and I didn't really... Read More
earthquake? I'm more worried about the scooter incident. I hope you didn't hurt yourself or damage your kick ass mode of transportation.
By the way...do you have any pictures of yourself in your underwear? Just asking