Wednesday May 16, 2007

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if anyone needs me, ill be slamming my head against a brick wall. its easier, less painful, and more rewarding than attempting to communicate with another person.


oh, and see you in hell, falwell, you miserable fuck.
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applejugs:
smile
sid:
che?

Monday May 14, 2007

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derceto:
it certainly is overrated biggrin

you need to keep some of the facial hair. i have a pretty decent goatee going now to go with the sideburns, thus joining you and jimmie in the facial hair club
applejugs:
you should keep the chops, but shave the stubble super short.

Friday May 11, 2007

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another work story.

night before last, some fucktard guest calls the front desk...very inibriated. asks me if we have any extra alarm clocks. i tell him we do and he can come to the front desk to get it. this wasnt sufficient and he asked me to bring it to him. i told him im supposed to stay at the front desk. this is, for...
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orli:
Heh. I am so tired of dealing with angry drunk people. Nice one.
phatlaces:
Thank you Thank you Thank you... you are the ONLY person to get that reference.

I just put it there because in my opinion WoW has done a good job of destroying relationships. Or keeping virgins virginal so that they will never meet women. Damn that WoW and it's addictive ways. tongue

Tuesday May 08, 2007

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so for those of you who dont know where i work, ill explain that first.

my job is basically a hotel desk clerk. except its on a military base and is only open to military and government employees. im the night guy. im there by myself. no boss to answer to or schedule to keep to. i do shit on my own time with no...
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firebrand:
maybe shes infected and is eyeing up your brain!!!!!! your not a sexual conquest to her, your lunch!!!! Get the shot gun!!! skull
phatlaces:
Apparently so... atleast all my friends anyhow. smile

Monday May 07, 2007

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still bored.

moving in with Treblah, Firebrand, and Drucifer7 in a little less than a month. that should be interesting to say the least.

in the meantime, im still kinda treading water. i wish i had an idea what i needed to do so i could try and make it happen. but mostly im just incredibly bored. looking forward to hanging out with...
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gilby:
Hope you get your sweet women and drugs hookup.
corinthia:
kiss

Friday May 04, 2007

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i saw the movie Irreversible the other day. theres a very good chance this might be the most fucked up movie ive ever seen. and ive seen a lot. the only other thing that really ever came close was the korean revenge trilogy and even that seemed tame next to this. just damn. its not often a movie shakes me. sticks with me, makes me...
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gangstaswan:
I'm sure I'll be doing more Shakespeare reviews over the summer if you're out here for whatever reason.
arseniclace:
sounds good to me

Wednesday May 02, 2007

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shit or get off the pot. or at the very least, shut the fuck up.
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applejugs:
smile
gangstaswan:
You are the first person to notice, or at least say something.

You get a point.

Tuesday May 01, 2007

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halfjack:
subtle
infinity:
amazing the similarity between bush and the monkey. a picture is worth so many words...

Tuesday Apr 24, 2007

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random thoughts:

1. treblah makes awesome fucking brownies. for reals.

2. i really wish i could have gun turrets mounted on my car. i dont think theres anythign wrong with blowing someone into smithereens if they cut me off. you reap what you sew, bitch.

3. recently, ive been having this feeling like something is missing....not sure what it is, though. thats the problem. its...
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poopy:
thank you so much!!i hope to have many comments!!confused
how are you?
applejugs:
next tournament should have audrey II in it. or possibly steve martin as THE DENTIST.
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