my friend keith and i came up with a fucking amazing idea the other night. i want to have someone ride with me in my car and write down the profanity-laden curses i hurl at people from my car. then it can be read aloud at open poetry nights somewhere at some beatnick place while someone is playing the bongos.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF...
Read More
GET THE FUCK OUT OF...
Read More
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
which post-apocalyptic world scenario would you most like?
A. Zombie Apocalypse. pretty much what it sounds like.
B. Nuclear Wasteland. in the vein of Fallout and resembling Mad Max. little vegetation, raiders, people wearing lots of leather and looking like they came from the blue oyster bar.
C. The Stand. maybe not the exact book, but an extremely decreased population whether its because of...
Read More
A. Zombie Apocalypse. pretty much what it sounds like.
B. Nuclear Wasteland. in the vein of Fallout and resembling Mad Max. little vegetation, raiders, people wearing lots of leather and looking like they came from the blue oyster bar.
C. The Stand. maybe not the exact book, but an extremely decreased population whether its because of...
Read More
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
corinthia:
Just in general, I think D is most likely to happen.
getfighted:
Im gonna go with Zombies. Ive seen enough of those movies to think I could defend myself.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
user209834982:
Agreed.
rayraythemanape:
Agreed. I was watching it again awhile ago and had that conversation with my pal and his wife. They didn't see my point till I explained it, very very slow. 
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
klaatuveratanato:
Well, more accurately perhaps, I burned him and he's taken that as proof of his negative world view and used it to give him free reign to not give a shit about people when he was already damaged, manipulative, and a pathological liar. So, maybe you're right.
klaatuveratanato:
Amen to that. 
another entry from the Jason Is an Asshole series.
i told this story to a friend of mine who told me that i had never shared this with her before. this surprised me because i thought i had told her pretty much every story i had by this point. so since it was new to her, i figured id share it here as well.
so...
Read More
i told this story to a friend of mine who told me that i had never shared this with her before. this surprised me because i thought i had told her pretty much every story i had by this point. so since it was new to her, i figured id share it here as well.
so...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
tiger_fodder:
That doesn't make you into an asshole in my book. That is utterly hilarious! 
applejugs:
amazing
it never ceases to amaze me how shallow and judgmental people are on this site. whens the apocalypse coming so i can escape from society?
on the upside, seems like ill be getting my old job back, though not necessarily on the night shift, which is fine with me. it may end up that way again eventually, but ill cross that bridge when i reach...
Read More
on the upside, seems like ill be getting my old job back, though not necessarily on the night shift, which is fine with me. it may end up that way again eventually, but ill cross that bridge when i reach...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
freakpirate:
Okay... you found me out. I'm only friends with you because of your sweet rack.
halfjack:
I love you.
this is REALLY silly but, i find it amusing as hell.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
morgan:
Aww, thanks hon.
And it's true, that's a big part of the reason why I'm really biased against sitcoms and rarely watch them. The boyfriend loves "How I Met Your Mother" and I was wary even of that, just because I'm used to sitcoms containing such depressingly stupid gender stereotypes.
And it's true, that's a big part of the reason why I'm really biased against sitcoms and rarely watch them. The boyfriend loves "How I Met Your Mother" and I was wary even of that, just because I'm used to sitcoms containing such depressingly stupid gender stereotypes.
halfjack:
boners. that's where I lost it.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
morgan:
That's a good way of thinking about that. Yay knowledge!
And I DID know about Jethro Cave, mostly because he's kinda pretty.
And I DID know about Jethro Cave, mostly because he's kinda pretty.
morgan:
Most things reinforce my misanthropy, sadly.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
morgan:
Same here!
dominanefret:
Can you believe some crazy dick reported that thread to the management?!
Way to ruin all of our fun!
Hopefully Tuffy won't take it seriously.
Way to ruin all of our fun!
Hopefully Tuffy won't take it seriously.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
user209834982:
happy birthday!
dose:
Happy Day 
just got home from TreBlah's bday bash. my car smells like arbys and beer farts.
halfjack:
they should have sent a poet............
this is how i feel.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
dose:
Dude, i was so bummed out yesterday because you took it the wrong way, just ask TRe!
I meant it in the most awesome way possible. I'm sorry
I meant it in the most awesome way possible. I'm sorry
dominanefret:
Me too. I've gone through a lot of physical transformations over the years.
Out of boredom and some level of insanity I'm going through the 68 pages of the How many people have you really had sex with thread to see what my number was back when I originally posted. Since I can't remember WHEN I originally posted, I have to start at the beginning. I want to compare then to now.
Out of boredom and some level of insanity I'm going through the 68 pages of the How many people have you really had sex with thread to see what my number was back when I originally posted. Since I can't remember WHEN I originally posted, I have to start at the beginning. I want to compare then to now.
glad you're still here.