t0iletooth

this site has gotten so weak.

just posted a fuckload of my songs on my music page if you want to get a bunch of free shit.
~toiletooth

tinker toys

just because you can lean over and pick up the tinker toys
doesn't mean that they all can, doesn't mean you, on high horse
can insist they don't regress, waste their recess on that b.s.
when you see it, fair as free shit, all that they want to, they could be it.
they might plummet, they might forget, they might bang on metal,...
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its odd to go get something to eat and find the lyrics to fairies wear boots on the table, not just one copy, but two. and it ends with "smokin and trippin is all that you do..."
which isn't really the end.
he says "yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh" after that.
the falafel was super duper.
all the chicks were hot.
and he gave me free feta with it....
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i'm going to go visit portland for 5 days around thanksgiving, gonna visit my friend christ, maggie, and maybe even an old girlfriend and her three legged dog. i'm seriously considering moving away for a change of scenery, and thought maybe i'd check it out and decide. i've been talking about this for years, even though i'm pretty sure its funny to talk about actually...
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if i were a toasted piece of bread, without reverence at all for the toaster, i would probably not be concerned with being flaky, or crumby.

this place is dead.

I dreamt I was taking a class on Dinner Parties taught by Bill Murray. He was cleanly shaven and seemed as if he had been a professor all his life. I thought to myself in class, "I'm not going to goof off, here, because I'll dissappoint Bill." It was funny, because no one else in the class knew this was Bill Murray. At one point...
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