iggy:
hehe.
"Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see." - C.S. Lewis
lyxzen:
I like that a lot.
But I really love this.
suispud1:
I'm a DC guy and this is just too cool.
On this day a few years ago, the world started to become a better place. Because, on this day (a few years ago), @lyxzen was born. She is too cool for school and is likely the bee's knees as well. Everybody go wish her a happy birthday. I'll wait.
lyxzen:
Hahaha, you're the best! Thank you so much, mister! <3
cadavre:
Happy birthday you amazing lady you, @lyxzen
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.
"To take away the pain." sobs the little girl.
"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.
"Well, " sobs the little girl, "I overheard my big sister say that whenever...
Read More
vassilis:
LOL! Thank you for the morning laugh
There's a story in my head I'd like to write. About me. And a dog. A puppy really. Who came in to my life about a week ago. Quite by accident. But now is gone. As I said, I'd like to write this story, yet I can't. I don't know how it ends. I know how I'd like it to end. Yet I'm just not...
Read More
suispud1:
This was a serious story and, once again, it went nowhere. So TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
My last girlfriend accused me of under-inflating my balls. I, of course, called a press conference and denied everything.
rambo:
Hahahahahhaha
suispud1:
I, on occasion, have been known to use the "tuck" rule.
"Thinking: The talking of the soul with itself." - Plato
ramen:
deep shit indeed<3
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
_tombstone_:
Love this one!
mascha:
:o