My favorite lame joke...

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What do you call epileptic lettuce?

...Seizure Salad! 😜

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woodsman29:
I think @qualmi is in the lead and will probably win.
leemarvinoswald:
What's the worst thing to hear when you are giving Willie Nelson a blow-job?  "I'm not Willie Nelson."

Holiday Traditions

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Christmas has always been my favorite holiday. I love everything about it - the weather this time of year, all the baking, time spent with family, gift-giving, giving to charity, decorating, the scents, the seasonal coffee flavors, Christmas lights, and traditions!

My family's Christmas traditions begin with Black Friday shopping. Now, don't get it twisted - we are not those crazy people who get in...
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simplethoughts:
Nice Rambo. Our christmas tradition was we would all sit down on xmas eve and watch Christmas Vacation. We would all laugh and at the end us kids would go to bed and the folks would put the gifts out. If I ever have a family I would probably inflict this on them too... :-P
panther289:
It's nice to be back. Thanks :)
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