A jet plane suddenly bursts into flames whilst it is thousands of feet in the air. Everyone is panicking, death is imminent. One woman stands up and declares, "I want to feel like a woman one last time if anyone here is man enough to do it." A man near her promptly stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this."
(Given the recent Malaysian Airlines tragedy, I apologize if the above offended anyone, as it was most assuredly not my intent.)
suispud1:
Maybe this was a bad idea.
lalou:
Lol, I love jokes like these.