A man goes straight to the bar and asks the barmaid for a beer, which she begins to pour. While he's waiting, he notices a small food menu off to the side. Cheese Sandwich $5, Ham Sandwich $5, Handjob $5. In disbelief he looks at the barmaid, who is absolutely gorgeous, and asks, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" "Yep," she replies with a smile. He checks his wallet for the $5 and says, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich."
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lyxzen:
Ha!!