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Friday Nov 30, 2012

Nov 30, 2012
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As my last post went so incredibly well, I decided to head into the weekend with this.......

A duck waddles into a bar.

The duck hops up onto the bar and waddles across to the bartender. He asks....

"You got any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "No. Scram, get outta here".

The duck, disappointed as only ducks can be, hops off the bar and waddles out.

The next day, at approximately the same time of day, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up onto the bar, waddles over to the bartender, and asks...

"You got any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "No. Scram, get outta here. If you come in here again, I'll nail your beak to this bar".

The duck turns and waddles away and out of the bar. Shaken, not stirred.

The next day, after watching a Duck Dynasty marathon on A&E, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up onto the bar, waddles over to the bartender, and asks......

"You got any nails?"

To which the bartender replies, "No."

"You got any grapes?"

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VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
arien:
I had grapes a couple times this week. Why are they supposed to be good for viruses?

And I'm not leaving this site. Just adding another.
Dec 2, 2012
ellerslie:
I'm looking through the pics now and Holly did such a great job! I can't wait to upload 'em!
Dec 2, 2012

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