A joke for you.
While walking down a beach one day, Little Randy encounters in the sand what he believes to be a magic lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. Lo and behold (for Little Randy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer) it is indeed a magic lamp and a genie does appear. Though not relevant to the story, the genie's name is Art.
"Boy howdy," says Little Randy.
"Little Randy," says Art, "For freeing me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes. Ask away and be quick. I'm missing Pawn Stars and that Chumlee cracks me up",
Little Randy says, "I want a million dollars". **POOF** The money appears.
Little Randy then says, "I want a Ferrari", **POOF** The car appears.
Little Randy then says, "I want to be irresistible to all women".
**POOF**
While walking down a beach one day, Little Randy encounters in the sand what he believes to be a magic lamp. He picks it up and rubs it. Lo and behold (for Little Randy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer) it is indeed a magic lamp and a genie does appear. Though not relevant to the story, the genie's name is Art.
"Boy howdy," says Little Randy.
"Little Randy," says Art, "For freeing me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes. Ask away and be quick. I'm missing Pawn Stars and that Chumlee cracks me up",
Little Randy says, "I want a million dollars". **POOF** The money appears.
Little Randy then says, "I want a Ferrari", **POOF** The car appears.
Little Randy then says, "I want to be irresistible to all women".
**POOF**
Let's try to keep the dramatic shit to a minimum okay?
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louisa_:
<3
nuka:
hahaha love it! I also love Pawn Stars 