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Thursday Dec 30, 2010

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I promise a more epic posting tomorrow, but since I'm not feeling it (epic) today, I proffer to you a joke. And as a disclaimer, this is exactly how I heard it (more or less). So don't blame me.

A blond woman and her husband were watching television when a news bulletin came on, reporting six Brazilian men had died in a skydiving accident.

The young woman started crying uncontrollably, Her husband, in an attempt to console her, said "Honey, it is tragic that this happened, but this was skydiving, These men knew that there were risks,"

Through her tears, the young woman sniffed, "But how many are a Brazilian?"


Feel the love people. Tip your waitress and your bartender. And remember, no cover charge on Thursdays.

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. TFPA. BGINTA.biggrin
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suispud1:
The grammar police have informed me that it should be "How many isis a Brazilian?".

Carry on, smile
Dec 30, 2010
keilyn:
A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you doll, hope u have a good day kiss
Dec 30, 2010

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