Joke of the day:
Three men were standing at the gates of heaven waiting to get in.
When they were told they would have to give a Christmas present to be admitted, the first man, Don (although the name doesn't matter), fished around in his pockets and pulled out a piece of wrapping paper. He was admitted,
The second man. Juan (again the name doesn't matter) rummaged around and came up with a bow and some ribbon, He too was admitted.
The third man, who went by the name of Inigo Montoya but was really named Art, fished around in his pockets and produced a pair of panties,
"What do these panties have to do with Christmas?", he was asked,
Inigo replied,, "Well, they're Carol's."
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Three men were standing at the gates of heaven waiting to get in.
When they were told they would have to give a Christmas present to be admitted, the first man, Don (although the name doesn't matter), fished around in his pockets and pulled out a piece of wrapping paper. He was admitted,
The second man. Juan (again the name doesn't matter) rummaged around and came up with a bow and some ribbon, He too was admitted.
The third man, who went by the name of Inigo Montoya but was really named Art, fished around in his pockets and produced a pair of panties,
"What do these panties have to do with Christmas?", he was asked,
Inigo replied,, "Well, they're Carol's."
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danger_diabolik:
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sevenlea:
awesome! <3hehehe