Some stuff about me, a sort of numbered biography if you will.
1. My first name is Mark. My middle name is Allen.
2. My last name is Dutch and means either "church in the valley" or "dweller in a valley in which sheep were raised". I prefer the former.
3. I personally loathe my user name but am equally loathe to change it. I've...
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1. My first name is Mark. My middle name is Allen.
2. My last name is Dutch and means either "church in the valley" or "dweller in a valley in which sheep were raised". I prefer the former.
3. I personally loathe my user name but am equally loathe to change it. I've...
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bitten:
ooo im dutch too. i eat cereal for breakfast about 2 hours after I wake up.
elliott:
Oh hello there Mark Allen 
I liked this blog a lot! Might steal the premise for my next one hehehe -- and I gotta say the spicier the pasta the better?!?!! Yess sirr you gotta try my spaghetti then, coz most people can't deal with how hot it is! Om nom nom xx
I liked this blog a lot! Might steal the premise for my next one hehehe -- and I gotta say the spicier the pasta the better?!?!! Yess sirr you gotta try my spaghetti then, coz most people can't deal with how hot it is! Om nom nom xx"I've gotta stop fakin' it,
I've gotta start facin' it.
I'm gonna take my final bow,
And then I'll take my place in the crowd.
I know I'll get used to it.
I've gotta stop acting like a clown".
I've gotta start facing up
To what I really am
I've got to realize
I'm just an ordinary man
I think that I'll just settle down...
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I've gotta start facin' it.
I'm gonna take my final bow,
And then I'll take my place in the crowd.
I know I'll get used to it.
I've gotta stop acting like a clown".
I've gotta start facing up
To what I really am
I've got to realize
I'm just an ordinary man
I think that I'll just settle down...
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rydell:
Thanx
nahp:
Hey!! thank you very much for the love on my set Sunday Vouyerist your support means a lot to me
"Let me live in a house by the side of the road,
And be a friend to man".
"In watermelon sugar the deeds were done, and done again,
As my life is done, in watermelon sugar".
Before I say good-bye, I leave you with an apology and a question:
I want to apologize for my fart question on my last blog. It wasn't really asked...
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And be a friend to man".
"In watermelon sugar the deeds were done, and done again,
As my life is done, in watermelon sugar".
Before I say good-bye, I leave you with an apology and a question:
I want to apologize for my fart question on my last blog. It wasn't really asked...
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elliott:
did someone get offended by the fart question? i thought it was pretty funny but i guess i have a bit of a juvenile sense of humour at times hahaha in any case the weirdest things i've done from lack of sleep....start talking to my reflection while playing my ps3 as if it were another person it was ....odd.
darla:
drunk Darla = super friendly and ridiculous
I was going to write a serious tome today, but I have neither the time nor the stomach to write a long blog My stomach is acting up and so as to avoid persistent interruption...I'm asking the following regarding tattoos and/or piercings. (Yes I know they hurt)
When did you get your first tattoo/piercing and why? Did you just want one, was it on a...
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When did you get your first tattoo/piercing and why? Did you just want one, was it on a...
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suispud1:
the fart question was just a throwaway question. It just seemed funny to me. I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention. I hope no one farts in public.
di_xia:
thanks for u acept my friendship honey
Get bit by a dog, then I cut my head open on a tree branch. I just don't fucking care.
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heartbaker:
both
elliott:
oh you! 
how very sweet of you hehehe, and, well, yes the stuff would be sent to my place in London -- but a friend whom I'm renting my apt out to during the summer will pick up the mail and set it to the side for me for when I return! xx
how very sweet of you hehehe, and, well, yes the stuff would be sent to my place in London -- but a friend whom I'm renting my apt out to during the summer will pick up the mail and set it to the side for me for when I return! xx
A couple of things before today's blog.
One, a big thank you to everyone at SG for rekindling an interest in writing again. I may never be published, none of what I do may ever see the light of day (except perhaps within these walls), but thanks to you, I'm willing to try again. Poetry, short stories etc.. Thanks to you. A big hug and...
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One, a big thank you to everyone at SG for rekindling an interest in writing again. I may never be published, none of what I do may ever see the light of day (except perhaps within these walls), but thanks to you, I'm willing to try again. Poetry, short stories etc.. Thanks to you. A big hug and...
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tarion:
Aww
heartbaker:
That's what I meant
This blog may be the first true indicator that I may actually have run out of things to say. It takes the form of the famous hypothetical dinner party.
If you were hosting a dinner party, which 5 people (real or fictional) would you invite and why?
You are only limited by your imagination. Any extra detail (party games, will there be an after dinner...
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If you were hosting a dinner party, which 5 people (real or fictional) would you invite and why?
You are only limited by your imagination. Any extra detail (party games, will there be an after dinner...
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elliott:
ooh! that's a hard question, for me it'd be:
Elliott Smith - i'd give him a hug and tell him his music saved my life & thank you!
Alistar (from dragon age) - yes he's a videogame character but he's still the sweetest 'boyfriend' i've ever romanced -- lol
Bilbo Baggins - he could tell us all stories and is a lover of good food, plus I've always wanted to meet a hobbit!
Fry from Futurama - need I say more?
and finally I'd have to say my big sister, because I'd probably die of an anxiety attack with all my heroes eating my food and would need the help and support of biggie
Elliott Smith - i'd give him a hug and tell him his music saved my life & thank you!
Alistar (from dragon age) - yes he's a videogame character but he's still the sweetest 'boyfriend' i've ever romanced -- lol
Bilbo Baggins - he could tell us all stories and is a lover of good food, plus I've always wanted to meet a hobbit!
Fry from Futurama - need I say more?
and finally I'd have to say my big sister, because I'd probably die of an anxiety attack with all my heroes eating my food and would need the help and support of biggie
comixbookgurl:
Oh this is awesome. lets see
1) Timothy Olyphant - bc I want to do things to him.. like.. naughty naughty things.
2) Batman - Um, why not?
3) Catwoman - well, shes my hero, and I would love to see what Batman and her would end up doing, haha
4) Harry Dresden - Maybe he will teach us awesome magic
5) Princess Peach - So Batman can teach her to defend herself.
1) Timothy Olyphant - bc I want to do things to him.. like.. naughty naughty things.
2) Batman - Um, why not?
3) Catwoman - well, shes my hero, and I would love to see what Batman and her would end up doing, haha
4) Harry Dresden - Maybe he will teach us awesome magic
5) Princess Peach - So Batman can teach her to defend herself.
Homonyms are a reel waist of thyme.
It's all right. I'll weight.
It's all right. I'll weight.
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cheliamike33:
you are very welcome. boiling point ya know!!!
dorsal:
thank you. i really appreciate it greatly
Yesterday I saw three birds sitting in from of a laundromat. Dear friends, what can be made of this?
Either they were waiting for their last load to dry,,,or....
They were denied admission to the laundromat, which is ornithological profiling,,,AND THAT'S WRONG!!!!
Or maybe they just didn't have correct change....
Either they were waiting for their last load to dry,,,or....
They were denied admission to the laundromat, which is ornithological profiling,,,AND THAT'S WRONG!!!!
Or maybe they just didn't have correct change....
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comixbookgurl:
or maybe they were waiting on the perfect moment to plan their attack!
voodou:
there might be if they win
I need help. And I've come to the fine folks at SG for that help.
You see, I have this rash. (OOPS wrong notes)
Several people, well a couple of people, ok one person, all right me has asked if I'm ever going to put pictures on my profile page.
Well, I'm currently not equipped and besides I don't know how. But if I have...
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You see, I have this rash. (OOPS wrong notes)
Several people, well a couple of people, ok one person, all right me has asked if I'm ever going to put pictures on my profile page.
Well, I'm currently not equipped and besides I don't know how. But if I have...
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toxicangel:
Thanks for your comment on my set, a few members said I took to long to take my clothes off but I'm glad you enjoyed the beggining!
heartbaker:
I meant I'm tired of the name... Not of being me
On the movie poster for "SuicideGirls Must Die" is the word disappear misspelled deliberately? It's spelled "disppear". I'm just asking.
Good day children. I'm off to see "Jonah Hex".
Good day children. I'm off to see "Jonah Hex".
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scandal_:
You make me smile I bet you could get 2 on each with duct tape!!
I bet you could get 2 on each with duct tape!!
elliott:
uh oh! im assuming that was probably an accident lol, enjoy the lovely megan fox!
MY CREDO
The following is my credo. I have adopted and will follow these rules when dealing with the people on this site, whether they be SGs, hopefuls or,members.
1. My words will never be intentionally hurtful.
2. If I should accidentally say something hurtful, I will profusely apologize.
3. I will never lie to anyone
4. I can't always tell you everything. I'll tell...
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The following is my credo. I have adopted and will follow these rules when dealing with the people on this site, whether they be SGs, hopefuls or,members.
1. My words will never be intentionally hurtful.
2. If I should accidentally say something hurtful, I will profusely apologize.
3. I will never lie to anyone
4. I can't always tell you everything. I'll tell...
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heartbaker:
Thank you. You have a record and some awesome prints coming your way
starfuck:
COOL CREDO, MUCH PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIKE YOU!!
and thanks for the support on my sets, really thanks from heart
and thanks for the support on my sets, really thanks from heart