Some stuff about me, a sort of numbered biography if you will.
1. My first name is Mark. My middle name is Allen.
2. My last name is Dutch and means either "church in the valley" or "dweller in a valley in which sheep were raised". I prefer the former.
3. I personally loathe my user name but am equally loathe to change it. I've been using spud somewhere in aliases forever. I'm kind of stuck.
4. I was actually born in Dallas, Texas on December 31, 1954 to James and Barbara. Actually to Barbara. She did all the heavy lifting. James was there during the initial planning but that was about it. Not sure what time, I didn't have my watch.
5. I'm the middle child, which explains a lot, though I'm not altogether sure exactly what.
6. I'm single. Despite what my previous blog says, I'm not, nor have I ever been engaged. (it was a joke) l've been in three serious (for me anyway) relationships in my life, all of which ended badly. Lots of girls like me, just not that way.
7. I have no children
8. I always know where my towel is, but I sometimes forget my pants.
9. My favorite foods are fried chicken and spaghetti with meat sauce, the spicier the better
10. I almost never eat breakfast
11. I believe revenge is a dish best served cold, but I prefer ice cream
12. I haven't worn short pants since I was 12 or makeup since I was 20.
13. Allowing for my hair and beard, I look like Jeff Bridges somewhere between Big Lebowski and Crazy Heart.
14. I collect porn
15. SG is not porn. It's closer to fine art.
16. I took a radio broadcasting course and was actually a dj for an hour a week in the 1970's. It was to overcome a crippling shyness. Didn't work out too well.
17. I have cats. Lots of cats
My head hurts and I've bored myself. See ya. Thanks for listening. I remain me.
1. My first name is Mark. My middle name is Allen.
2. My last name is Dutch and means either "church in the valley" or "dweller in a valley in which sheep were raised". I prefer the former.
3. I personally loathe my user name but am equally loathe to change it. I've been using spud somewhere in aliases forever. I'm kind of stuck.
4. I was actually born in Dallas, Texas on December 31, 1954 to James and Barbara. Actually to Barbara. She did all the heavy lifting. James was there during the initial planning but that was about it. Not sure what time, I didn't have my watch.
5. I'm the middle child, which explains a lot, though I'm not altogether sure exactly what.
6. I'm single. Despite what my previous blog says, I'm not, nor have I ever been engaged. (it was a joke) l've been in three serious (for me anyway) relationships in my life, all of which ended badly. Lots of girls like me, just not that way.
7. I have no children
8. I always know where my towel is, but I sometimes forget my pants.
9. My favorite foods are fried chicken and spaghetti with meat sauce, the spicier the better
10. I almost never eat breakfast
11. I believe revenge is a dish best served cold, but I prefer ice cream
12. I haven't worn short pants since I was 12 or makeup since I was 20.
13. Allowing for my hair and beard, I look like Jeff Bridges somewhere between Big Lebowski and Crazy Heart.
14. I collect porn
15. SG is not porn. It's closer to fine art.
16. I took a radio broadcasting course and was actually a dj for an hour a week in the 1970's. It was to overcome a crippling shyness. Didn't work out too well.
17. I have cats. Lots of cats
My head hurts and I've bored myself. See ya. Thanks for listening. I remain me.
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bitten:
ooo im dutch too. i eat cereal for breakfast about 2 hours after I wake up.
elliott:
Oh hello there Mark Allen I liked this blog a lot! Might steal the premise for my next one hehehe -- and I gotta say the spicier the pasta the better?!?!! Yess sirr you gotta try my spaghetti then, coz most people can't deal with how hot it is! Om nom nom xx