PORNO FOR PISKIES! well that was dissapointing.. the DJ gave me a porn while i was on stage the other night... and i just got around to watching it... im not ure that i feel comfortable promoting these videos.... THEY SUCK! they were all made in the eighties or some shit... fake.. fake tites.. no clits.. deformed dicks... just disapointing... i thought maybe that hustler would put out at least an entertaining film... but no... no where near entertaining.. i skipped th the whole disk... ick... Mr.Pants is makin dinner.... and he has requested that i play MC Chris... i dont mind... but the music i making it hard to type... its making the little pink duckies in my head do a little jig.. and while they're jigging its hard to keep typing... my brain just can't focus... booties for breakfest... what exactly does that mean anyway? oh and while im on the topic of what the fuck.... SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE SESAME SEEDS COME FROM!!! is it a plant? a grass? what? where? ... and more importantly.... why? Mr.Pants has orientating tommorow for UNO... im excited.. he's not.... he doesnt quite get that since i missed out on prom and graduation and all that crazy high school stuff... being able to go to a collage orientation is kinda cool to me... i hate to say it.. but the odds aren't very high that ill ever be able to go to one of my own... so i'd like to experiance this... just to get a taste.. see what its like... oops.. there go the duckies again! ... whoop whoop whoop! boogy woogy! HICKIES! i guess ill go look up sesame seeds... cause i gotta know...
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
I did college and wasn't into it at all.
+wf+