"we are dedicated to the education of adults and breasts are natural special effects."
--george hobbs, owner of the company that produces "topless bartending instruction" videos
that one was too good to pass up. hope you all have a great late thursday/friday. i'll probably post some left-leaning link for you later.
UPDATE: well, at the risk of tarnishing my image as a grumpy liberal type...
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--george hobbs, owner of the company that produces "topless bartending instruction" videos
that one was too good to pass up. hope you all have a great late thursday/friday. i'll probably post some left-leaning link for you later.
UPDATE: well, at the risk of tarnishing my image as a grumpy liberal type...
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voltaire:
word.
dolorian:
quinn:
GREAT LINK!
as tempting as a colorado visit would be i'm afraid your girlfriend would clobber me since i find you so irrestistable.
as tempting as a colorado visit would be i'm afraid your girlfriend would clobber me since i find you so irrestistable.
xxanastasiaxx:
Hey, just wanted to let you know I bought invisible monsters the other day...can't put it down. I love the way he writes.
have to finish my baking now..bah humbug.
have to finish my baking now..bah humbug.
"the wind... it blows."
--mr. jones
yeah. howls at times too. like, say... today.
i talked the boss-type fella into letting us ditch out to go see rings this morning. lemme tell ya, i am pretty psyched for this movie. other than that, i got nuthin.
UPDATE: that rocked.
--mr. jones
yeah. howls at times too. like, say... today.
i talked the boss-type fella into letting us ditch out to go see rings this morning. lemme tell ya, i am pretty psyched for this movie. other than that, i got nuthin.
UPDATE: that rocked.
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voltaire:
your boss must be really, really cool......
more bosses should be like that.
then maybe people wouldn't hate thier jobs so much....
more bosses should be like that.
then maybe people wouldn't hate thier jobs so much....
er:
you really are a cute boy.
"I want you to go to the window, open it, stick your head out and yell: 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"
--Howard Beale
you can go ahead and add "sadam hussein" to the list of phrases i would be happy to never hear again. other members of that list include: weapons of mass destruction, the bush administration,...
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--Howard Beale
you can go ahead and add "sadam hussein" to the list of phrases i would be happy to never hear again. other members of that list include: weapons of mass destruction, the bush administration,...
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voltaire:
I've been ignoring the news for over a year now, and I've been a much happier person because of it.........
er:
you are hilarious
can i rent you for a few hours, put you in a corner, and just watch you be funny?
my cat's done that before, but usually she is just ravenous. thus...she's enormous. when i adopted her at the humane society (she was approx 6 then, now she's almost 8!) they had named her bertha, and were calling her bigfatbertha.
can i rent you for a few hours, put you in a corner, and just watch you be funny?
my cat's done that before, but usually she is just ravenous. thus...she's enormous. when i adopted her at the humane society (she was approx 6 then, now she's almost 8!) they had named her bertha, and were calling her bigfatbertha.
"We opposed the invasion of Iraq, which did nothing to improve the security of the American people, and caused incalculable damage to our reputation abroad. The capture of Saddam does not make an unwise war wise, it does not make an illegal war legal, and it does not make an utter failure of American foreign policy into a success."
--The Democratic Underground
weekends are way...
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--The Democratic Underground
weekends are way...
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voltaire:
meow...
xxanastasiaxx:
If my weekends were any longer I would probably be dead.
Lots and lots of snow here. time to dig out the ugly boots.
Lots and lots of snow here. time to dig out the ugly boots.
Neal Page: "What do you think the temperature is out here?"
Del Griffith: "One."
at dis guy's house last night... zero.
_luke and i went up to silverthorne after work last night to watch the movie in which he appeared and which i helped shoot. good times.
gonna get my ski on this weekend for sure. we are finally starting to get some snow and...
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Del Griffith: "One."
at dis guy's house last night... zero.
_luke and i went up to silverthorne after work last night to watch the movie in which he appeared and which i helped shoot. good times.
gonna get my ski on this weekend for sure. we are finally starting to get some snow and...
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quinn:
its snowing at my house. snowing snowing snowing. and i'm puttin the christmas tree up finally.
yeah..roxy said she just had em in that night. wonder how long siren left hers in? I think they're gorgeous but they're probably not that comfortable at first...and i wonder if the body rejects surface piercings like that?
hmmmmmmmmmm.
hope you're havin fun skiing.
yeah..roxy said she just had em in that night. wonder how long siren left hers in? I think they're gorgeous but they're probably not that comfortable at first...and i wonder if the body rejects surface piercings like that?
hmmmmmmmmmm.
hope you're havin fun skiing.
voltaire:
Brrrrrrr!
Cold!!!!!!!!!
Cold!!!!!!!!!
"you don't know who i am but i know where you live..."
--dale gribble
lessee... i have sortof been on auto pilot of late. just coasting. which i suppose is ok. just trying to get through the season. just trying to get through the season...
--dale gribble
lessee... i have sortof been on auto pilot of late. just coasting. which i suppose is ok. just trying to get through the season. just trying to get through the season...
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stacie:
*nods*
yes, sometimes it's all it takes
yes, sometimes it's all it takes
quinn:
its 19 here. is that cold enough for ya you cold weather lover.
now how is one supposed to keep warm????
now how is one supposed to keep warm????
"...a uniter, not a divider..."
--(p)resident jackass
yeah. anyone starting to wonder if he actually knows the definition of either of those words? just checking.
it appears we've killed 16 young babies
in afghanistan hills and just maybe
this country will wake up
and toss bush and his pups
out the door cause they clearly have rabies
--(p)resident jackass
yeah. anyone starting to wonder if he actually knows the definition of either of those words? just checking.
it appears we've killed 16 young babies
in afghanistan hills and just maybe
this country will wake up
and toss bush and his pups
out the door cause they clearly have rabies
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voltaire:
beleive me, I am .... I have to get a momogram 2x a year now, and I have to watch how much fat and alcohol I take in, because It will put me more at risk..... I didn't tell anyone when I first found out because I didn't want to stress about it even more than I already was.....
quinn:
fuck george bush and his presidency he bought his way into.
they need to shoot that motherfucker out into space...funny how so many people, our own included, are still dying even though our "war" has been declared over..i'm sickened by our country.
hope your day is good.
they need to shoot that motherfucker out into space...funny how so many people, our own included, are still dying even though our "war" has been declared over..i'm sickened by our country.
hope your day is good.
"Fuck me Santa. Fuck me Santa. Fuck me Santa. Fuck me Santa. Fuck me Santa. Fuck me Santa."
--Sue
go see bad santa. it is just wrong. best holiday movie since... well, ever.
and here is my political link of the day.
UPDATE: funny political link or the day
--Sue
go see bad santa. it is just wrong. best holiday movie since... well, ever.
and here is my political link of the day.
UPDATE: funny political link or the day
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hefaistos:
i liked elf. im gonna have to try to see bad santa.
quinn:
i wouldn't mind a little snow here. i mean..if its going to have to be cold it might as well snow. i like the looks of it.
and i bet i'd like the looks of you in it.
and i bet i'd like the looks of you in it.
"Fossilized crustacean boasts oldest penis"
--The New Scientist headline
and all this time i thought that feat was achieved by michael douglas.
i crack me up.
--The New Scientist headline
and all this time i thought that feat was achieved by michael douglas.
i crack me up.
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silencenoir:
Thank you for the hugs!
silencenoir:
yep, surgery. woman stuff 
.
thank you , everything is better now
.
thank you , everything is better now
"If you ain't got a gun, and you can't fuckin' run
My advice is you hit the deck mayn"
--50 Cent
sound advice.
UPDATE: ok... i just thought of something interesting to say (for once).
so i am gonna go out on a limb here and say that it is not a good idea to allow a rock star-type person to knock you up. no...
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My advice is you hit the deck mayn"
--50 Cent
sound advice.
UPDATE: ok... i just thought of something interesting to say (for once).
so i am gonna go out on a limb here and say that it is not a good idea to allow a rock star-type person to knock you up. no...
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justlittleolme:
not around much... yep
unstable... uh huh
sound advice.
unstable... uh huh
sound advice.
dhill1:
I'd say thats a good point, but I think Gwyneth has the means to take care of herself.
"I'd do it myself but i threw my back out last night humpin' your mom."
--Jay
so we have a pellet stove we use to heat our house. for those of you unfamiliar with this type of apparatus, it burns these little pellets of compressed sawdust. in any event, these buggers are sold in 40 pound bags and last night i stocked up with a...
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--Jay
so we have a pellet stove we use to heat our house. for those of you unfamiliar with this type of apparatus, it burns these little pellets of compressed sawdust. in any event, these buggers are sold in 40 pound bags and last night i stocked up with a...
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quinn:
so does that mean your house is toasty warm?
xxanastasiaxx:
awww thanks! you're a sweetie.
I need to visit..I bet IT IS toasty warm!
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I need to visit..I bet IT IS toasty warm!
[Edited on Dec 03, 2003 9:04PM]