I told another female friend of mine about the psycho chick that blue balled me and she wasnt surprised. She said she wanted to phuck me too!! She just was always afraid to say anything. I asked why and she tells me that shes always been fairly in control in her relationships and with me she could tell that I would dominate her and make her feel like a little girl! Not because I would do that, but because she would let me!! AAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!
Then she Proceeds to tell me that most of her girl friends, who I know well, have made a sex game out of me! Like clue or something!
*In the living room, with the candle stick on the sofa!!!*
WHATTTTT!!! Why am I the last to know about these things!!?? All those girls are hooked up in relationships and one of them in getting married!? This is torture! But they only think that way cause Im this guy they know that is single and willing! But I dont care anyway. I just thought it was funny to find that out. I do feel a little better about myself though.
Now I think back and I realize shes right! They always grab my arms, asking me about how much I work out and bump into me all the time. I always knew this was sexual teasing but I never thought they where making games out of me! So I figure now that Im a ho in the minds of women! Im this sexual enigma!
That's pretty cool!
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Question!
Can a man be a HO!? Or are men ho's already!?
Then she Proceeds to tell me that most of her girl friends, who I know well, have made a sex game out of me! Like clue or something!
*In the living room, with the candle stick on the sofa!!!*
WHATTTTT!!! Why am I the last to know about these things!!?? All those girls are hooked up in relationships and one of them in getting married!? This is torture! But they only think that way cause Im this guy they know that is single and willing! But I dont care anyway. I just thought it was funny to find that out. I do feel a little better about myself though.
Now I think back and I realize shes right! They always grab my arms, asking me about how much I work out and bump into me all the time. I always knew this was sexual teasing but I never thought they where making games out of me! So I figure now that Im a ho in the minds of women! Im this sexual enigma!
That's pretty cool!
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Question!
Can a man be a HO!? Or are men ho's already!?
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cause its the women who ultimately control ses- they have the power to give it up or not
so
isnt that a bitch when girls tell you dumb shit
like
we cant go out cause id let you dominate me too much
annoying
but im glad you were a sex game
maybe you can copywrite that and mass produce it
i never buy funny t shirts
the funny wears off too soon
As far as all of the rest of this goes. I don't think I get it. I've never been a game player. It all sounds a bit like women behaving badly to me. I'm glad you are feeling better.