Some guy: Hey man, where's the bathroom around here?
Me: Actually, turn around and go through those double doors. The bathrooms are on the right near the bend there.
Some guy: Oh cool. Being lost on a full bladder isn't fun.
Me: Well, in a pinch you could always run outside and go in the bushes.
Some guy: Well, I don't think that's a great idea with the IUPD around and all.
Me: It's really a matter of timing and hiding.
Some guy: Hahahah.. that's true.
Public urination is fun when you can get away with it. It's really more fun for me, cause I'm a guy and it's easier to do. I don't know if I've spun this story on here or not, but it's one that [info]hexenhammer likes to tell to embarass me. I might as well go ahead and tell the tale here.
It was quite sometime ago, I forget if it was in the summer of my Junior or Senior year in high school, but [info]hexenhammer, [info]jijithecat, and I were down at the Goshen Dam and we were gonna go canoeing down the Elkhart River to Ox Bow park. We put in at this little landing, and it's a gorgeous day. I have to pee, and so I excuse myself and say I'll be right back. I figure it will only take me about 30 seconds or so. We're far away from any public facility and there weren't many people in the park at the time, so I head aways up this little path and start to take care of business. I'm about 3/4ths of the way done emptying my bladder when all of a sudden I hear footpaths coming my way up the path. I look up and am startled to see an adolescent girl and her father walking my way. I quickly zip up and FLEEEE! I hasten back to where Jason and Adam are waiting and say, "We have to go...NOW!" They look at me and are like "Are we associating with a known felon?" I start pushing the canoe into the water and say "I'll tell you later, NOW GO!"
So I relate my little misadventure of unintentionally exposing myself to a minor and her father. My friends crack up, and the story has plagued me ever since.
So now you all know a little bit more about me.
Me: Actually, turn around and go through those double doors. The bathrooms are on the right near the bend there.
Some guy: Oh cool. Being lost on a full bladder isn't fun.
Me: Well, in a pinch you could always run outside and go in the bushes.
Some guy: Well, I don't think that's a great idea with the IUPD around and all.
Me: It's really a matter of timing and hiding.
Some guy: Hahahah.. that's true.
Public urination is fun when you can get away with it. It's really more fun for me, cause I'm a guy and it's easier to do. I don't know if I've spun this story on here or not, but it's one that [info]hexenhammer likes to tell to embarass me. I might as well go ahead and tell the tale here.
It was quite sometime ago, I forget if it was in the summer of my Junior or Senior year in high school, but [info]hexenhammer, [info]jijithecat, and I were down at the Goshen Dam and we were gonna go canoeing down the Elkhart River to Ox Bow park. We put in at this little landing, and it's a gorgeous day. I have to pee, and so I excuse myself and say I'll be right back. I figure it will only take me about 30 seconds or so. We're far away from any public facility and there weren't many people in the park at the time, so I head aways up this little path and start to take care of business. I'm about 3/4ths of the way done emptying my bladder when all of a sudden I hear footpaths coming my way up the path. I look up and am startled to see an adolescent girl and her father walking my way. I quickly zip up and FLEEEE! I hasten back to where Jason and Adam are waiting and say, "We have to go...NOW!" They look at me and are like "Are we associating with a known felon?" I start pushing the canoe into the water and say "I'll tell you later, NOW GO!"
So I relate my little misadventure of unintentionally exposing myself to a minor and her father. My friends crack up, and the story has plagued me ever since.
So now you all know a little bit more about me.
