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So the other day I discovered that the Jessica Simpson fragrance "Dreamy" tastes really good.
So I bought it.

And proceeded to eat it.

Then my sister came over and spotted me eating the perfume. She took it from me and inspected the packaging; promptly pointing out the "Do Not Consume" warning printed on the side.

What kind of a cruel joke is that??? Jessica Simpson may not be smart...but she sure is devious! What kind of cruel temptress makes a perfume taste absolutely delicious but not safe to eat????

*ahem*
Not that I've been heeding the warning.