You'll never guess who was bored earlier?
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-W.C. Fields
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't...
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-W.C. Fields
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't...
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Today I have mostly been playing guitar and listening to Music.
Today has been sponsored by Tool- Lateralus, A Perfect Circle - Mer de Noms, The Prodigy - Music For the Jilted Generation, Metallica - Master of Puppets, Pantera - Cowboys From Hell and Vulgar Display of Power.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,...
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Today has been sponsored by Tool- Lateralus, A Perfect Circle - Mer de Noms, The Prodigy - Music For the Jilted Generation, Metallica - Master of Puppets, Pantera - Cowboys From Hell and Vulgar Display of Power.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire,...
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sophie:
oh yeah,
so a panda walks into a bar and orders a hamburger.
the bartender brings him one, the panda gobbles it down, stands up, pulls out a gun, and kills the bartender.
the panda's heading for the door when a guy at the bar goes, "hey man! what the fuck?! you can't just come in here and do that!"
the panda throws him a dictionary and goes, "yes i can. look up 'panda' and see what it says." and then the panda walks out of the bar.
so the guy looks up 'panda' and reads: "eats shoots and leaves."
ahhh ha ha ha hah ah!
so a panda walks into a bar and orders a hamburger.
the bartender brings him one, the panda gobbles it down, stands up, pulls out a gun, and kills the bartender.
the panda's heading for the door when a guy at the bar goes, "hey man! what the fuck?! you can't just come in here and do that!"
the panda throws him a dictionary and goes, "yes i can. look up 'panda' and see what it says." and then the panda walks out of the bar.
so the guy looks up 'panda' and reads: "eats shoots and leaves."
ahhh ha ha ha hah ah!
iansecondskin:
Whats got two legs and bleeds?
....... half a dog!
....... half a dog!
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_pauly_:
brilliant
6underground:
Wow I want that toast! Then I can smash it cause 
to Cliff Richard!
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walstafa:
If you die of alcohol poisoning, I'm stealing your SG! 
attheyoshinoya:
hahaha what an awesome picture!
as for the seat, it's not supposed to have one anyway, so
gotta love the jack.
is that all you're going to be doing all weekend?
as for the seat, it's not supposed to have one anyway, so
gotta love the jack.
is that all you're going to be doing all weekend?
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darklis:
That is horrible. 
kittencore:
So, so sad
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jadedcoca:
they pulled it off!
_pauly_:
it's been pulled now, as for some spare cash, sorry mate
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jadedcoca:
definetly that one!
and it is ok...i just wish i didnt live 2 hours away from him...that is all!
definetly that one!
and it is ok...i just wish i didnt live 2 hours away from him...that is all!
jadedcoca:
on the asses?? or the guy?
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Bad day today. First my computer crashed this morning, Had to frickin reinstall XP and everything else.
Work was a complete bastard also, and to make matters worse, my car wouldn't start on the way home.
Anyhow, how are you all my children?
Today whilst working, I reaffirmed my non-belief in GOD.
It is getting to that time of year, where instead of celebrating...
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Bad day today. First my computer crashed this morning, Had to frickin reinstall XP and everything else.
Work was a complete bastard also, and to make matters worse, my car wouldn't start on the way home.
Anyhow, how are you all my children?
Today whilst working, I reaffirmed my non-belief in GOD.
It is getting to that time of year, where instead of celebrating...
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darklis:
So THAT'S where you've been, you cheeky monkey.
susannahjoy:
*hugs* i hope tomorrow is better for you!
Hmm, well where do I start?
Ok, now I got that off my chest I feel so much better!!
P.S, has anybody else noticed the number of friends who are going grey?
Ok, now I got that off my chest I feel so much better!!
P.S, has anybody else noticed the number of friends who are going grey?
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despairfactor:
I honestly wasn't being sarcatsic, I thought it was interesting!
curiosity:
So none of your friends are turning into Gandalf?
Although wouldn't that be exceptionally bizarre? You wake one morning and each of your friends has an extraordinary grey head of hair.
People need to buy more SG Xmas accounts, is what it would boil down to.
Curi.
Although wouldn't that be exceptionally bizarre? You wake one morning and each of your friends has an extraordinary grey head of hair.
People need to buy more SG Xmas accounts, is what it would boil down to.
Curi.
Where London's Marble Arch now stands, there used to be a mighty gallows that saw hundreds upon hundreds of executions. On their final ride on horse drawn cart down what is now Oxford Street, the condemned would stop outside a coaching inn for a pint of ale. This was known as their 'one for the road' and after that they would clamber back onto the...
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avafalls:
hmm...I learn something everyday 
uselessgenius:
You're Saturday sounded better than mine 
I haven't been to the gym in almost a week I've been so busy! My love handles are suffering horribly.
I haven't been to the gym in almost a week I've been so busy! My love handles are suffering horribly.
I hear that one