soulfly

You'll never guess who was bored earlier?

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
-W.C. Fields

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
-Steven Wright

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-Homer Simpson

Before criticizing someone walk a mile in their shoes so when you do you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
-Unknown

"When people say 'It's always in the last place you look.' Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Why do people do this? Who and where are they."
-Wendys

"Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
-Joe Messmore

Ok ladies and gentlemen, gather round, for now is the time to participate in a once in a lifetime opportunity to be the winner of a brand new quiz which is bound to sweep all from this very journal page.

The object of this very exclusive game is to guess the name of the song I am attempting to play on my geetar. The winner will receive a personally signed copy of my debut album.

The clues to the answer can be found in the pictures below.