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Well. Since my last update a lot has happened. I left for a while and then came back a few days ago.


























Became a father for the first time yesterday to a beautiful baby girl. The best thing I have done with my life so far. Some people may say childbirth is a beautiful experience.

Personally, it was the most harrowing thing I have ever...
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cyberedz:
Well done, son !! I hope mother and baby are doing well - you do realise this means a swally to wet the baby's heid...

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Hmmm, your girlfriend of a year gets offered a free boob-job days before your first anniversary. You do not like the idea personally, as you are attracted to her body the way it is, and do not really agree with the plastic surgery thing. She tells you she has wanted it for years and arguements ensue.

What do you do?

Discuss.
cyberedz:
Well, what did you do ?? More importantly, what did *she* do ?!?
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Ah, relationships. Love them or hate them? Discuss........



I really don't know what I am doing in a realationship. I always feel like whatever goes wrong is down to me. Maybe I should choose somebody less high maintenance.





At least the sex is good!!
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ra0ul:
my membership goes the way of scottish world cup hope and dissolves in the morning. it has ben a pleasure to know you sir. ciao.

ChriS
cyberedz:
Dude. Drinks. Soon. Got me ??
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I tried to stay away, but they offered me boobies at a very low price for a year.

Ah well, back unto the fray once more....
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fairynothing:
Welcome back kiss
ra0ul:
Jobs come and jobs go, such is life.
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Hmmm, Rancid gig on Wednesday with bad back meant not a lot of crowd action.

Maybe next time......
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ra0ul:
how's the lady situation running?
ra0ul:
I gotta say, i only dig the ladys with the big appetites for sex. relationships would never last long with me if the girl didn't love the sex. What can i say? I've always got a hunger for it.

Drink plenty of fluids, get as much rest as time allows and you'll be good to go.
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Who's better then?

Well in my honest opinion, it has to be Peal Jam. I am a fan of both bands, but Pearl Jam just make more music I want to listen to at times other than when I am suicidal......
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midwinter:
I hate Nirvana more, so I'd have to go for Pearl Jam. Even though I don't really like them either.
cyberedz:
I'm with Midwinter on the hating them both thing, but at least Cobain gave me some comedy value by blowing the back of his head off...

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Sorry, but I can't stop listening to the following.

Snow Patrol and Martha Wainwright : Set fire to the third bar
Rodrigo y Gabriela : Orion / Tamacun
The Cooper Temple Clause : Homo Sapiens













And I am enjoying the fact that I have actually got a sex life at the moment. Hopefully that will continue for a while yet.







Adios Amoebas
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_pauly_:
I agree with you there, it's a bit dodgy, but I love "orion" biggrin

I'm ok, just faffing about really lol
ra0ul:
snow patrol sir? shame on you.

Take all the sex you can get. it's always worth stocking up on.
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Hmmm, cinema tomorrow night. What shall We go see......?
ra0ul:
what did you see? i really want to see the departed.
bettiebones:
I really want to go see the mockumentary about the conjoined rock n' roll twins!
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I got a call last night from a withheld number.

I can't remember everything that was said, as it seemed a bit strange.

Basically a Cockney girl called Nicola who had lied about her age and was only 14, but 15 on Tuesday, met me in the Works (?) recently. I informed her she was mistaken.

She carried on to tell me that she wanted...
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ra0ul:
The phone call is a recording. I had the same prank pulled on me you use two cell phones and use the nicola recording. I assumed it was a friend of mine and told him to go fuck himself. It was my brother i leftthe call continue and it sas more depraved stuff after that, eventually my bro burst out laughing. i felt like a fanny but it was the very same recording.

Were you as pished as me on sat?
ra0ul:
better to fel like a fool than a potential candidate for the sex register.
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I went and found me one of them REAL ladies, with touchable booblies and stuff a few weeks ago.



That is why I have been even quieter than usual.




That is all.




Adios Amoebas.
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cyberedz:
Your presence at the Big One was sorely missed, old bean - I hope you're hale and hearty smile
cyberedz:
Yep, I was sure you'd said you were going when I met you at Parkhead - are you going on Saturday, btw ?? Should be a grand day out smile
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Funny as fuck.

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annalee:
Yeah I will try and get along to it at some point! Hope you're well and thanks for the comment smile
btiddles:
the days thems were, indeed! you making it along to this edinburgh meet at the end of the month? you've been very quiet in SGS for a while... if not, i'm planning on organising a traditional glasgow meet at the note for october. has been a while. smile

must have missed this post 1st time around, that video is amazing! biggrin

ps - that superman one rocks too!
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All my life I never wanted to cause pain
To anyone's heart but these words are in vain
She's grown as angry as a furious night sky
So gather children and prepare me for the sacrifice
A soul thats full of hate requires retribution
What happened to love's flash evolution?
See me standing naked in a pool of my blood
Prepare yourselves as the tears...
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ra0ul:
What the hell is going on with bonnie scotland and all this winning? i am confused sir, confused to my very core.
midwinter:
Jeepers. Sounds like you're having a harsh time, bud.