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annalee:
magxc:
I lived in Kirkconnel when I was wee. Small world, innit? And I too escaped with no little glee
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beccadaisy:
aw fank you 
hehehe
hehehe
ra0ul:
The "Bouly" aka. The Boulavard out towards Clydebank, it really is a fuckin den of neds and skanks. I went with the intention of meeting the guy whose birthday it was but he didn't even bother turning up, although his good lookin mother did (whom i didn't approach indecently)
I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please leave messages quickly as I will be gone for another week from Sunday evening.
I am drunk just now so don't expect quick responses from me.
Please leave your name rank and serial number and I will get back to you.
Loves ya all as always
Fraz.
I'm feeling all your pain
You know I feel the same
You really shouldn't...
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Please leave messages quickly as I will be gone for another week from Sunday evening.
I am drunk just now so don't expect quick responses from me.
Please leave your name rank and serial number and I will get back to you.
Loves ya all as always
Fraz.
I'm feeling all your pain
You know I feel the same
You really shouldn't...
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weej:
My poem wasn't insulting you Soulfly, it was a sign of affection 
yushi:
You dirty stop out....
You dirty stop out....
Well folks, I'm going to be away from here for a few weeks. Hope you don't miss me too much.
Have to drive down to North Wales tomorrow for a 2 week training course.
Guess I'll see you all when I get back.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I...
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Have to drive down to North Wales tomorrow for a 2 week training course.
Guess I'll see you all when I get back.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I...
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mzmonster:
I know Monaive, cant say i go there often but its a nice place.
mzmonster:
im in Thornhill by the way.
Well today I was mostly driving about in my white van lsitening to Sepultura, COC, Biohazard and Apocalyptica!!!
I loves my new job. The only downside is actually fixing washing machines and going into some of the 'houses'
I loves my new job. The only downside is actually fixing washing machines and going into some of the 'houses'
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saffron:
always interesting to look at random people's houses.
oh, and thank you vewy vewy much
oh, and thank you vewy vewy much
falias:
hi
A man comes home very late and very drunk one night.
His wife asks him to explain the lipstick mark on the collar of his shirt.
'That's easy,' he says. 'I used it to wipe my cock with..'
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lyric of the day
'Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather....
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His wife asks him to explain the lipstick mark on the collar of his shirt.
'That's easy,' he says. 'I used it to wipe my cock with..'
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lyric of the day
'Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather....
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ra0ul:
You'll never see a Daz ad with danny baker saying that.
_pauly_:
Nice joke dude .
Don't mention it, the testimonial was my pleasure
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Don't mention it, the testimonial was my pleasure
GODDAMNEDMUTHAFUCKINBUNCHOBAWBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Not you, somebody else. Just venting some steam)
(Not you, somebody else. Just venting some steam)
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manicstar:
Bawbags is one of my favourite but under-used insults really..
Not knowing what a 15-ish inch sarbeni is??! Terrible! It's like a massive naan bread pizza thing with cheese etc. in it that they roll up to make an 'impossible to eat when you're pissed' thing.
Mmmmm *Homer Simpson drool* Cheese sarbeni... I only had a bite of one last night but I'm craving more now!
Not knowing what a 15-ish inch sarbeni is??! Terrible! It's like a massive naan bread pizza thing with cheese etc. in it that they roll up to make an 'impossible to eat when you're pissed' thing.
Mmmmm *Homer Simpson drool* Cheese sarbeni... I only had a bite of one last night but I'm craving more now!
marloski:
hope your venting helped!!!
Well, I managed to go out last night to watch the football and have a coupla pints (Read 40 night) and during this time I staved off the call of the nicotine. That's right, a night on the piss and no cigarettes. First for a long time for me. Ususally fags and drink go hand in hand.
It is quite nice to wake up hungover,...
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marloski:
congrats on no smokes! how long did it last ya???
cherry_deadly:
haha, well i had eaten the contents before putting them in the dress, not just tipped them down the front, though i probably should have!
Well I made it to and back from Englandburghcestershire safe and sound. The only problems I encountered were on my return as I crossed the border from abroad back into my Motherland. Upon showing my passport to the customs official and saying I had nothing to declare, I inexplicably blushed. This led to the customs officials becoming suspicious. This in turn resulted in my van...
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curiosity:
I'm surprised...I was warned so many times to find a Pizza Hut early in my stay, but we ate at pubs every night and I never had a bad meal. (Except once when I found a bug in my fish and chips. But up until then it was tasty.)
Curi.
Curi.
_mrs_tlb_:
Haha toxic oranges and apples! 
I'll try not to crush people too much!
I'll try not to crush people too much!
Hmm, I think I may have way too much in the way of personal transport today. I have my own car, my work van and a frickin hire car now!!!!! Tomorrow I have to drive to Peterborough in said hire car, dump it saty in a hotel and drive back in a newly acquired van on Thursday!!! Am gonna be fuct as it is a...
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battles:
I'm well jealous. I'm a closet van lover. I had a notion to buy a Transit instead of a car in November but I fell line with convention. I worried that people would be suspicious of a guy with his own van rather than a work van.
Everyone knows if you're going to do crime then you need a van.
What van do you have and what are you getting?
Get lots of Yorkie bars for the 6 hour trip.
Everyone knows if you're going to do crime then you need a van.
What van do you have and what are you getting?
Get lots of Yorkie bars for the 6 hour trip.
eilidh:
pffft i could noway handle a drive that long, mind you im a wimp and a very very bad driver
take care xxx
take care xxx