A man comes home very late and very drunk one night.
His wife asks him to explain the lipstick mark on the collar of his shirt.
'That's easy,' he says. 'I used it to wipe my cock with..'
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lyric of the day
'Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather.
Shiny leather in the dark.'
(Am listening to the Dave Navarro version not the Velvets)
His wife asks him to explain the lipstick mark on the collar of his shirt.
'That's easy,' he says. 'I used it to wipe my cock with..'
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lyric of the day
'Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather.
Shiny leather in the dark.'
(Am listening to the Dave Navarro version not the Velvets)
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