Holy Mary mother of God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just started the old Xmas shopping tonight.
Fuckin Nedsville (Braehead).
What is it about young ladies and trying to outdo each other in the 'How Orange am I?' stakes?
Surely if we were meant to look this ridiculous colour, we would have peel instead of skin, and be made up of segments!
I would like to insert a picture here, but I can't frickin find one!
Today, I am thinking of a number between 1 and 50.
Anybody know what it is?
Just started the old Xmas shopping tonight.
Fuckin Nedsville (Braehead).
What is it about young ladies and trying to outdo each other in the 'How Orange am I?' stakes?
Surely if we were meant to look this ridiculous colour, we would have peel instead of skin, and be made up of segments!
I would like to insert a picture here, but I can't frickin find one!
Today, I am thinking of a number between 1 and 50.
Anybody know what it is?
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I'm super pale but recently I've been testing out self tanners to get a little color. It's one thing to be pale, it's one thing to blend in with your white walls
i don't get the orange-glow thing, i'll stay as pale as can be,
suits me fine, makes my ink look even brighter than it is.
i don't want to look like an ompah loompah