Friday Apr 01, 2005

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Well today I was mostly driving about in my white van lsitening to Sepultura, COC, Biohazard and Apocalyptica!!!

I loves my new job. The only downside is actually fixing washing machines and going into some of the 'houses' eeek shocked eeek shocked eeek shocked eeek shocked
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saffron:
always interesting to look at random people's houses.


oh, and thank you vewy vewy much blush kiss
falias:
hi

Thursday Mar 31, 2005

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A man comes home very late and very drunk one night.

His wife asks him to explain the lipstick mark on the collar of his shirt.

'That's easy,' he says. 'I used it to wipe my cock with..'

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Lyric of the day

'Kiss the boot of shiny shiny leather....
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ra0ul:
You'll never see a Daz ad with danny baker saying that.
_pauly_:
Nice joke dude biggrin.

Don't mention it, the testimonial was my pleasure biggrin

Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

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GODDAMNEDMUTHAFUCKINBUNCHOBAWBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




(Not you, somebody else. Just venting some steam)
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manicstar:
Bawbags is one of my favourite but under-used insults really..

Not knowing what a 15-ish inch sarbeni is??! Terrible! It's like a massive naan bread pizza thing with cheese etc. in it that they roll up to make an 'impossible to eat when you're pissed' thing.

Mmmmm *Homer Simpson drool* Cheese sarbeni... I only had a bite of one last night but I'm craving more now!
marloski:
hope your venting helped!!!

wink

Sunday Mar 27, 2005

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Well, I managed to go out last night to watch the football and have a coupla pints (Read 40 night) and during this time I staved off the call of the nicotine. That's right, a night on the piss and no cigarettes. First for a long time for me. Ususally fags and drink go hand in hand.

It is quite nice to wake up hungover,...
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marloski:
congrats on no smokes! how long did it last ya???
cherry_deadly:
haha, well i had eaten the contents before putting them in the dress, not just tipped them down the front, though i probably should have!

Thursday Mar 24, 2005

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Well I made it to and back from Englandburghcestershire safe and sound. The only problems I encountered were on my return as I crossed the border from abroad back into my Motherland. Upon showing my passport to the customs official and saying I had nothing to declare, I inexplicably blushed. This led to the customs officials becoming suspicious. This in turn resulted in my van...
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curiosity:
I'm surprised...I was warned so many times to find a Pizza Hut early in my stay, but we ate at pubs every night and I never had a bad meal. (Except once when I found a bug in my fish and chips. But up until then it was tasty.)

Curi.
_mrs_tlb_:
Haha toxic oranges and apples!

I'll try not to crush people too much!

Tuesday Mar 22, 2005

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Hmm, I think I may have way too much in the way of personal transport today. I have my own car, my work van and a frickin hire car now!!!!! Tomorrow I have to drive to Peterborough in said hire car, dump it saty in a hotel and drive back in a newly acquired van on Thursday!!! Am gonna be fuct as it is a...
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battles:
I'm well jealous. I'm a closet van lover. I had a notion to buy a Transit instead of a car in November but I fell line with convention. I worried that people would be suspicious of a guy with his own van rather than a work van.
Everyone knows if you're going to do crime then you need a van.
What van do you have and what are you getting?
Get lots of Yorkie bars for the 6 hour trip.
eilidh:
pffft i could noway handle a drive that long, mind you im a wimp and a very very bad driver blush


take care xxx

Monday Mar 21, 2005

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Saw Anchorman tonight. Made pee-pee in my pants..... blush blush blush blush blush blush blush blush

Also managed to drop one of my surround satellite speakers onto my SG baby tonight..... mad mad mad mad mad mad

Ah well, another dent and chip to add to the ever expanding collection!

And if you haven't already, go and leave love for AnnaLee
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annalee:
Thank you for the nice comment and for mentioning me in your journal, you rule! Have a great day! skull
xbronzebeautyx:
i need to see that movie!!!!! n now i want to see it even more
blush

Monday Mar 21, 2005

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Please somebody infect Gwen Stefani with permanent non-fatal laryngitis. So far she has released upon us 2 singles, and already I can't take it. Every music channel/radio station/television show I have seen or heard recently has had her new 'song' played to death. Don't get me wrong, I think she is mighty fine looking, but her voice sounds like a gerbil which has been involved...
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fairynothing:
Gwen stefani has no boobies tho. I like boobies, i get into trouble for playing with mine. They're like comfort blankets or summat...i couldnt imagine having no boobs blush

I tried to upload a piccie of my boobies here but it dint work!
*slaps head with a plank of wood*



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fairynothing:
Ahh...there we go. Got it sussed now biggrin

Saturday Mar 19, 2005

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Sex is for anyone; the aftermath is for lovers.

Thought this was a pretty cool yet profound statement.
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annalee:
oops I double posted! Oh you just stay there right now Im stupid confused Have a good rest of your weekend skull smile

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ra0ul:
I agree whole heartly with the statement, that said there's nothing better than pulling yourself out from the rubble the next morning, dusting yourself off and going disaster hunting once more.

Thursday Mar 17, 2005

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As he sits on the moor
With his new found friend
Who had shown him the way
To bow out at the end
With a dignity only
A murder can bring
With sweet violation
That versatile thing

Please believe me when I say
This is how it has to end
This is easy on us all
Well easier than other ways
Sleep is all I...
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ra0ul:
I was planning on going to the Catouse but again i ended up in the Garage. Which in hindsight was not so bad since i did wake up fully naked in the girls dorm of Cally uni. I love the cathouse, it play the music i prefer but i don't know why but i seem to end up in the Garage all too often. Bad habits are hard to break.

Right i just crawled home from a mates and i am steaming off to bed i think.
snowballinhell:
Some of them are inapplicable to me too tongue

Smooches
Michelle xx

Thursday Mar 17, 2005

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Well, it is St Paddy's day today. Hope everybody has a good one and remembers to drink lots of the black stuff. Personally, I won't be celebrating. This is for a number of reasons

1. I am working tonight

2. I have absolutely no claim to be Irish in any way.

3. I can't stand Guinness.

4. I don't celebrate St Andrew's day either. (Although...
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pinuppixie:
90% !

I'm an Irish girl! I loves me some guinness!
sistervigilante:
i got 75% too and i don't celebrate it either...and guiness tastes horrible give me a vodka and coke anyday!! heh ehe hope you have a good weekend! kiss

Wednesday Mar 16, 2005

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This has been one of the most enjoyable weeks I have had for ages. Guess it is down to the fact that Friday is my last day at work, and I can't wipe the glaikit grin from my face!!!!!
snowballinhell:
Oooh, well that's the best offer I've had in a LOOOOOONG time kiss wink

Yay, last day for you tomorrow biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

I would wish you a Happy St Paddys Day but I'd still like to be your friend wink well, I can't help being part Irish AND part Scottish in my heritage wink

Smooches
Michelle xx
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