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dwam:
happy birthday !!!! 
nicolletta:
i got the same car, same colour. i love it!
Buy me this for my birthday. Please. I'll touch your goodies in a pleasurable fashion.
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jena:
You are an evil, evil genius.
You are an evil, evil genius.
ckdexterhaven:
I know you're an aficionado of fine shit foods; have you tried Burger King's loaded steakhouse burger yet? It's so awful. Maybe it was because of where I got it at (one of the less popular Burger King's in the era), but it was just brutal. It's got about 1,000 calories, and I regretted consuming each and every one of them. 
I bought an airconditioner today. It's a cheap portable unit from The Home Despot, rated at 9000btu. It's really only for the upstairs (my room primarily) as it suffers from the heat the worst with a direct exposure to the sun. So far it's keeping it about fifteen degrees cooler than the outside, which isn't super great but not bad considering it's size and the...
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dempsey:
Shit... and people up here were complaining about upper 80s... haha. This summer is destroying my last one (in Salt Lake City), where it averaged at least 96, and there were about 17 days over 100. I think we almost crested 90 once this summer, and it's been about 75 avg.
I'd still love an air conditioner, though. My apt gets hot in the living room, for no explicable reason.
I'd still love an air conditioner, though. My apt gets hot in the living room, for no explicable reason.
thistle:
You got In N Out up there in the Oregon?
I weep for a generation that thinks an hour and a half of shaky camera-work, poor digital effects, regurgitated and pointless story lines, and d-grade acting is the antithesis of the shit it truly is. Good god people, wake up. If all you do is slurp down the shit that's served to you, nothing will ever change. I guess the only good thing about this...
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thefreak:
I was wondering what the hell you were talking about, then I saw the story. Eh.
-TM
-TM
ckdexterhaven:
What, you didn't know? People fighting and stuff blowing up = good movie.
Yesterday was eventful. I ate a burrito the size of my forearm, and Crim managed to get maybe the dirtiest look ever from a Scientologist giving away free stress tests at the Lloyd center. I don't remember what he said exactly, but the look was the worst. It was the kind of look you'd give someone if they sprayed you with a super-soaker full of...
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atomicant:
no, i had plans to go to vegas...
violetred:
good times indeed. 
I turn 29 on the 29th. I haven't celebrated my birthday in ten years, so I just might for this one. I'm thinking the Acropolis, big burgers, and breasts in my face. Or I might just settle for a HoHo with a candle in it. Either way is pretty cool as long as the PDX crew is around. I was planning on going to Vegas,...
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mistersatan:
Poop!
thefreak:
But, @least w/toilets that aren't yours, you don't have to worry about cleaning!
Also, a bountiful bevvy of both beef and beautiful, bouncing boobies? Sounds like a birthday to me, my friend.
-TM
Also, a bountiful bevvy of both beef and beautiful, bouncing boobies? Sounds like a birthday to me, my friend.
-TM
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tafkasp:
she's hot! love the natural finish.
i wouldn't mind picking up a hollow body as well.
p.s. any new food articles down the pike? i'm hungry for more!
i wouldn't mind picking up a hollow body as well.
p.s. any new food articles down the pike? i'm hungry for more!
thefreak:
Damn. That's one fancy-looking axe!
-TM
-TM
I miss my Portland fiends friends.
I'll be back soon though.
My parents tv shit out this morning so we had to go find a new one. The first place we went was Sprawl-mart. Found a decent set, good price, etc. Not in stock. Fuckbeans. Next on to Target. Found a good one there with a nice price. Not in stock...again. Fuckbeans. Finally we just...
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I'll be back soon though.
My parents tv shit out this morning so we had to go find a new one. The first place we went was Sprawl-mart. Found a decent set, good price, etc. Not in stock. Fuckbeans. Next on to Target. Found a good one there with a nice price. Not in stock...again. Fuckbeans. Finally we just...
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hopey:
There is an amazing local farmer breakfast here tomorrow if you don't go to Portland.
unravled:
Fine, but I hope that by "puttering" you actually mean "photoshopping Jesus and unicorns."
I'm still in Iowa. I wanted to make gyros today, so yesterday I went scouring for ingredients. Talk about a bitch. I forgot what a gustatory wasteland my hometown was. Pita bread? Can't find it. Fresh oregano? Can't find it. Tzatziki? Can't find it. So I drove to Iowa City and after multiple stops I found the greek yogurt for the sauce and oregano in...
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samling:
i use fresh mint for my tzatziki. yum.
thefreak:
Not my thing, personally.
-TM
-TM
So the wedding was pretty fun, despite the fact I don't really get along with the grooms dipshit friends. They pretty much gave me shit for two days straight about various things. According to them I'm a "hippy" and I "must be some kind of fag" for being single at 28. 
I could have retorted and destroyed them verbally, but I had the feeling big...
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unravled:
You fucked all of them, right? Right?
atomicant:
i'm moving into my sister's house down the road about a mile while they do the work.
should be fun.
oh yeah, fag.
should be fun.
oh yeah, fag.
