A fucking calculator that costs $119 is required to take podunk math classes. Jesus, if anyone needs me I'll be giving handjobs in the quad to pay for it.
Also, all this walking around is making fatty sweaty.
At least there are a lot of good dining places on campus so I can get a bite without running across town.
Damn I blog random pointless...
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Also, all this walking around is making fatty sweaty.
At least there are a lot of good dining places on campus so I can get a bite without running across town.
Damn I blog random pointless...
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Sitting in a lecture hall full of college students and being older than all of them by a good ten years makes a fella feel crusty.
*harumph*
*harumph*
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atomicant:
no, it happened much later.
morgan:
It would be awesome to have an A-team blanket!
The Portland Polish Festival was awesome. Lots of really great beer and some exceptional food. I really was a bit skeptical about the grub going in, but despite the hideous appearance of everything it was quite good. Too good actually. I actually might start to crave it. But where do I find it? And how do I cure the gas it gave me?
The crowd...
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mrginger:
You'll have to learn to make it and enjoy having gas.
morgan:
Okay, I LOLed forever at the Spring Cleaning one.
As I prepared dinner l saw a Calico cat staring at me intently from the patio. It's a stray that roams the neighborhood; skittish around people. I walk up to the sliding glass and slowly open it. The stray seems oblivious. I slide open the screen as I squat down. The stray is curious, but wary. Barely past a kitten in age, long haired and...
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morgan:
HA! I loled.
elea:
Aw 
I ate at Panda Express for lunch. This leads me to think I might be a moron.
Seriously though, they used to have really good orange chicken. Everything else was pretty hit and miss, and the rice was always meh, but that stuff was like crack for the obese. Now, eehhhhh, not so much. It's kind of like being a kid again and finding out...
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Seriously though, they used to have really good orange chicken. Everything else was pretty hit and miss, and the rice was always meh, but that stuff was like crack for the obese. Now, eehhhhh, not so much. It's kind of like being a kid again and finding out...
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mistersatan:
It's been done.
samling:
god, you make it hard to deliver home baked goods.
screw you. you got tater tot casserole outta me, that's good enough.
screw you. you got tater tot casserole outta me, that's good enough.
It's going to be hot today. Too hot in the hot tub. I plan to avoid it and lay still while I struggle to breath. So pretty much business as usual.
My orange mead is going to need racked over to secondary for brightening and some flavor additions. As soon as I figure out what kind of orange is the best I'll zest the shit...
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My orange mead is going to need racked over to secondary for brightening and some flavor additions. As soon as I figure out what kind of orange is the best I'll zest the shit...
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schmelectra:
what doesn't give you farty pants?
mrginger:
I'm pretty fond of blood oranges. They are named after a body fluid.
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mrginger:
ever heard of cakefarts?
fridgemagnet:
While Barry is a confirmed pacifist, and will exhaust all means of diplomacy before engaging in poo-flinging, he does recognize that at times the last best option is putting the men and women of our poo-flinging services to work, doing what they do best, defending our freedom at home and abroad.
Hi-Ball enery drink tastes like an aspirin dissolved in a bottle of Clearly Canadian. But it jacks you up like Robin Williams in the 80's.
energychannel:
The tomatoes were really good. I used a couple cans of whole peeled tomatoes, your mom's tomato sauce, 4 pounds of ground beef and tomato paste. Added herbs and salts/peppers, large chunks of elephant garlic, and starts adding in those tomatoes whole and cored. Then let them cook down, and added more. Added olive oil and that big ole onion near the end. Good lord, it is a ton of good sauce!
The next day I made some lasagna from scratch, that I think weighed 20 pounds.
I froze all the leftover sauce and I am sure you will try it next time you are over. I also froze half the lasagna.
The next day I made some lasagna from scratch, that I think weighed 20 pounds.
I froze all the leftover sauce and I am sure you will try it next time you are over. I also froze half the lasagna.
d_day:
That's pretty jacked up.
See ya Jerry.
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thefreak:
It goes to show how sheltered I am that I knew Mr. Reed better from The Waterboy.
-TM
-TM
Downstairs lies six gallons of blood orange mead burbling away like some mad scientist's experiment. It smells kind of like a dreamsicle. I hope it tastes as good as it smells.
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thefreak:
This blog just has an air of...wrongness for some reason.
-TM
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d_day:
This is the second time it's happend with this car. I'm starting to think it may have been a bicyclist that clipped my mirror. The marks from the impact are just in the wrong spot for it to have been a passing car.
My first car was totalled in a hit and run while parked. It was a '61 Falcon.
My first car was totalled in a hit and run while parked. It was a '61 Falcon.
The beer, not the the handjobs...
I see you everywhere and WOW I laugh all the time!
Great name btw!