Dear girl in chem lecture:
I'm so very sorry I "stole" your BFF's seat this morning in chem lecture. I had no idea we had assigned seating until you looked back and glared at me before whispering to your other BFF about the creepy man sitting where your other BFF should totally be sitting. I apologize for this egregious error and hope to correct it...
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I'm so very sorry I "stole" your BFF's seat this morning in chem lecture. I had no idea we had assigned seating until you looked back and glared at me before whispering to your other BFF about the creepy man sitting where your other BFF should totally be sitting. I apologize for this egregious error and hope to correct it...
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morgan:
No worries, I would never manage as a vegan. I need my edible animals.
unravled:
You need to get in more car/waxing accidents with Erica.
New classes start on Monday. Hip hip hooray. I've got a shit ton of Chemistry lab so I took some easy stuff to counter, such as Intermediate Algebra and College Composition. I don't know what I'll be writing about, but the prof better be ready for high-brow dick and fart jokes. It's what I do.
The labs should be the most interesting and probably the...
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deceptiviewfilm:
what's college composition?
mistersatan:
God, I hate that show.
I survived front row at Buckethead, and wandering through what must be Portlands' shittiest parking garage at Burnside and 11th. The show was a great one as usual. The roommate and I made it to the front center thanks to a cold wait outside the event. All was good until between the Portland Cello Project and Buckethead when some drunk bitch decided to make her...
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casper:
fucking bucket head scares the shit outta me. out of my princess butthole.
and fights at shows are amusing sometimes, dangerous and scary other times. I know better. Throw elbows!
and fights at shows are amusing sometimes, dangerous and scary other times. I know better. Throw elbows!
babyblue:
Oh man, I wanted the Snuggie so bad after seeing the ad. Then, surfing on here, someone linked to what appears to be perhaps a more sublime blanket with sleeves, the Slanket. Now, I don't know which one I want.
Obviously, I'm not going to spend any money on a fucking blanket with sleeves, because there are better, less useless things to buy.
Obviously, I'm not going to spend any money on a fucking blanket with sleeves, because there are better, less useless things to buy.
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mrsted_stryker:
Happy New Year! 
thefreak:
Happy New Bacon!
-TM
-TM
PDX party last night. Good times were had, food was eaten. What a swell group we have. Mistersatan totally behaved and everything. You can thank me for that as I totally stirred a tranquilizer into his food dish. Together we put a fierce hurting on the pigs in a blanket. We're fat guys, it's what we do. Also, hot mustard is hot. Just like atomicant's...
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casper:
yeaya. I am just getting up.
I think I'm still full from all those little tarts. I let you have all the piglets to yourselves!
I think I'm still full from all those little tarts. I let you have all the piglets to yourselves!
brideofspanky:
that was a strange issue. atomicant needs to fix his shit!
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meatpieboy:
Dude. I have no prob with Leinies, but have you tried Schell? They're fucking awesome. Great pilsner, great vienna malt fire something, great dark beer. (It's just called Schell's dark).
I love pale ales, but the whole HOW MUCH HOPS CAN A BEER HOP HOP IF A BREWER COULD HOP BEER thing wears on me. Bring me my malt!!!
I love pale ales, but the whole HOW MUCH HOPS CAN A BEER HOP HOP IF A BREWER COULD HOP BEER thing wears on me. Bring me my malt!!!
babyblue:
So you are coming up tomorrow? I am trying really hard not to use apostrophes right now, and realizing how often I use contractions in written communication. The broken code is bugging the shit out of me.
I'm officially an old man. I actually glared and shook my fist at kids throwing some snowballs at cars. What have I become? I'm more monster than man.
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morgan:
I just like glaring and shaking my fists at people in general, really.
atomicant:
i made it without resorting to cannibalism. too bad, right?
Weird Snake fact #9843.1
I've never been to a true Italian restaurant. Not once. Sure I've hit the standard americanized fake chain restaurants, but never a mom and pop type. You know the kind. A little dark, everyone is overly hospitable, and there may or may not be a really fat guy in a suit being fed meatballs by a young women with cleavage like...
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I've never been to a true Italian restaurant. Not once. Sure I've hit the standard americanized fake chain restaurants, but never a mom and pop type. You know the kind. A little dark, everyone is overly hospitable, and there may or may not be a really fat guy in a suit being fed meatballs by a young women with cleavage like...
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mrstitches:
What, like Olive Garden?
thefreak:
Nice hat.
-TM
-TM
I making faux ribs tonight. By that I mean country style ribs. I know they lack the bone, but for less than six bucks I can get more meat than is on an entire rack that goes for over double the cost. I find if I rub them and slooooow roast they come out pretty much just as good. Just...no bone. Throw in some cornbread...
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morgan:
I dunno, that sounds like a good weekend to me! I'd rather to that all week this week than my plan, which is to frantically job-search.
munke:
You just like to rub the meat... don't you.
I'm on to you. Meat rubber.
I'm on to you. Meat rubber.
I made chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and cream gravy last night. I made the cream gravy with the drippings and fat from the previous nights' roasted pork, so it was extra good. That leftover pork will probably become enchiladas tonight. I'm such a fatty, but I can't help it. Food is good.
Cold is here officially. I like it/ hate it. The biggest...
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Cold is here officially. I like it/ hate it. The biggest...
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_margot_:
I missed you too, my darlin'
