snakeplissken

Definitely! And we have never been to that fancy theater either.

You know, I almost bought one of those the other day, but the whole salmonella thing has me avoiding peanuts for a while.

Garbage disposal is too quick. Although maybe if i slowly lowered her hand into it, then pulled it out, then slowly lowered it in again......you have given me ideas wise one.

Too much bacon has my cholesterol sky high... or truly I now have gravy in my veins!



But ya know, at least my LDL levels are healthy!

if you're in a hootenanny, you're playing the geeetar, not the guitar.

I am a few years older than some of the people in my classes, sometimes it takes everything i have not to throttle them

You mean you're not 10 years old? Damn.

Is zero gravity as cool as it sounds?


Fuck that. The answer is yes.

I did, and it was amazing.

Number 13 is not true. You go out more than I do.

it cracks me up that women still go nuts over tom jones.....

and that link unravled posted, holy cow, i got chest pains just looking at it....

Tom Jones is the man. 'Nuff said.

-TM

one of my good friends who suffers from diabetes and was doing nothing to stick to the diet has a leg shorter than the other one. He had a pretty severe limp, and then since he was fucking around and being all slacked about the diabetes he lost his big toe on the shorter leg, which greatly enhanced his limp. He's one of the smartest people i know and can tear down and rebuild an engine blindfolded and with one arm tied behind his back.

He always takes his limp lightly, he met his girlfriend by making up a shitty story about how he was a pirate and that's why he has the limp. She is very pretty and approached us in a bar to talk to him. I was sitting there listening to it and thinking "Oh god she's going to slap him". They're getting married this spring.

Well whenever you're ready, I don't to tell you that it's a crotch party right up in here.

Thank you so much. Would you believe I own that and saw it in the theatre twice? Insane.

P.S. Wasn't the best scene when Dale tells Dad "We're men. We like to shit with the door open, talk about pussy, make our own beef jerky....." ??? My mother and I repeat this line to each other constantly. We're butch like that.

thanks man. and no, i've got a flank steak in the fridge marinading right now. appreciate the offer though.

You're probably right. I'm scared. Can my clown baby and I come live with you?

Bacon? Where?

-TM

I just finished off some delicious Back Bacon.



Damned stuff is so good, they can pack 16 ounces of bacony goodness in a 12 ounce package (these days), 'cause they figured out that 16 ounces at a time might be a little too much.

So ya know, I just buy TWO packages at a time now.