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Sunday Jul 18, 2010

Jul 18, 2010
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Stoned. List ahoy.

1- I started taking a gallon jug of water to work so I don't have to keep refilling a small bottle I keep in the fridge.

2- good one captain obvious.

3- I really want to visit Belgium. For the beer, and the waffles.

4- and fries.

5- when I was a kid I watched a shitton of Jacques Cousteau.

6- hard cider? yuhuh

7- I have too much skin now.

8- I used to read books about old horror movies when I was little. Mom wouldn't actually let me watch them. I was living vicariously through print.

9- I seem to be regaining a lot of my old good-natured spirit.

10- except in traffic. I say fuck a lot.

11- I like legs. Probably because they're connected to asses.

12- I'm pretty sure Abe Lincoln said that.

13- I kind of hate that sometimes at night I can't shut my mind off and go to sleep.

14- depressing dreams right before you wake up ruin the whole AM.

15- I'm afraid of heights. Not huge ones. Medium ones.

16- those are the ones that maim.

17- I don't like it when everything is up in the air. I can't relax.

18- I'm afraid of breaking my glasses, too. I'm Milhouse.

19- staccato belligerent rhapsody pineapple

20- I'm off the prilosec with no ill effects. cured?

21- fuck the sun. so pale. so pale.

22- on my way swimmingly to -80. -72 today.

23- I've never been so drunk that I lost control of myself or my functions. I don't understand why people would.

24- happy meals would be better if they came with firecrackers.

25- I like the cool more than the hot.

26- cherries. horniest fruit ever?

27- I generally like to put the past behind me. it's why it's the past, right?

28- I want some miracle berries.

29- my birthday is rapidly approaching. I'll be thirty-one.

30- I'm not sure how I feel about that.

31- I'm pretty sure if I went back in time, fucked things up, and prevented chinese food from existing I'd kill myself.

32- starting to regain my self-confidence, while losing my manboobs. nice.

33- I wish I owned a boat. Not because I like boats, or to go boating, but because I think I could brag about it on the internet if I had one. And people would think I was rich or something.

34- I wish someone would invent superchocolate or megavanilla. I'm tired of the regular ones.

35- number munchers. shit yes.

36- camping is best done in the fall.

37- s'mores, amiright?

38- feeling kinda lonely today. and drinking cheap beer.

39- my life is a country song, apparently.

40- when asked what Iowa mainly produced I simply replied "Tom Arnold".

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mistersatan:
Trust me, turning 31 was a LOT better than turning 30. You're basically done with all the "OMG IM IN MY 30'S NOW HOLY SHIT" train of thought. Then you look down, realize your dick still works, and you know everything's gonna be okay.
Jul 19, 2010
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