snakeplissken

I went to the doctor voluntarily for the first time in about thirteen years today. Long story short, I got some steroids for my honker. It may clear up my sinuses. If not, I plan to buy a cordless drill and a copy of Time Life How-to: Trepanning. I also discussed my fitness plan with her a bit and we seemed to agree that what I was doing was working well as evidenced by the picture on file compared to the present. So that's nice. She suggested a cholesterol screening sometime in the future as well. No need, I already know my blood is spreadable. In the basement outside the pharmacy I was waiting for my prescription to be filled. A young lady came in, got her scrip, then upon exiting took the most enormous handful of condoms out of the free bowl and stuffed them in her purse while briskly exiting. Huzzah.

I love tzatziki. Almost too much I think.

I've been a little obsessed with teriyaki lately as well. I don't know why, I just want some damn teriyaki. I had some monday at a place near campus and it blew. It actually made me sad. Teriyaki is my unicorn.